Lindsay Lohan, you poor, poor little girl lost.
What happened to you? You used to be such a sweet little freckled thing? Now you have turned into a little drunken, spoiled, barely-legal bitch. Everytime we hear of you it's either about your nipples, your almighty martini mouth or your out of control father.18 and already a washed up Hollywood hag. So sad! You have taken it to a completely whole new level. Hell, even Britney hasn't had an 'accidental' nipple slippage. Don't you know that the 'accidental slip' is a move left for only the loosest of all Hollywood tramps? (Note: This acually applies with ALL tramps regardless of their social class.) Well I guess we can add you to that list, along with Janet Jackson and Paris Hilton. Congrats.
And here is Lindsay making sure her nipple is just where she wants it..P.S. I hope Hilary Duff fucks your next boyfriend..