Paris Hilton Pics to be Published in Hustler

But who else would I have to write about on such slow boring days such as today if it weren't for our beloved skank, Paris Hilton?

Hustler Magazine apparently has pics taken of Paris and a brunette female companion about 2 years ago and they are all set to be published. The pictures appear to have been taken in a club and show the two girls kissing and fondling. Sorry to build you up and then disappoint you. I don't have the pics. But, I'm sure it won't be long...