Oh Shit Ashanti!
During a recent awards show Ashanti popped out of her top.
C
an't miss those dark puppy noses...
Could she possibly look any more like Janet Jackson?
C
an't miss those dark puppy noses...Could she possibly look any more like Janet Jackson?
Moore Nipple Slips!
Mandy Moore, that hot little pixie, is the latest and most unlikely nipple slip babe.
You have to love the fact that she has a completely squeeky clean image, untarnished by the nipple...until now.
Mandy Moore & Jenny McCarthy
Thanks for joining Nipplegate Mandy!
P.S. Mandy,
You're such a hot little thing that you can even make Jenny McCarthy look like an old hag!
You have to love the fact that she has a completely squeeky clean image, untarnished by the nipple...until now.
Mandy Moore & Jenny McCarthyThanks for joining Nipplegate Mandy!
P.S. Mandy,
You're such a hot little thing that you can even make Jenny McCarthy look like an old hag!
The LARGER THAN 'Lifesize' Tara Reid Nipple Slip Pics
I have 2 larger than lifesize pics from the Tara Reid nipplegate incident.
You can see every hair & freckle on her body, these pics are so good. However, I'm not going to post them here. They are huge so I will only email them upon request.
You can see every hair & freckle on her body, these pics are so good. However, I'm not going to post them here. They are huge so I will only email them upon request.You Can Take Anna Nicole Out of the Trailer Park...
Someone popped a little more than TrimSpa before her appearance at the American Music Awards last week!
Miss Southern Belle Smith was quite obviously fuckered up. The type of fuckered up where in about 20 minutes you're blowing the porcelain god. Unfortunately I didn't catch the AMA's, but I did however, catch the clip of Anna Nicole Smith once again, proving what a complete out of control classless bimbo she is. Not that there needed any clarification...
Paris Hilton Pics to be Published in Hustler
But who else would I have to write about on such slow boring days such as today if it weren't for our beloved skank, Paris Hilton?
Hustler Magazine apparently has pics taken of Paris and a brunette female companion about 2 years ago and they are all set to be published. The pictures appear to have been taken in a club and show the two girls kissing and fondling. Sorry to build you up and then disappoint you. I don't have the pics. But, I'm sure it won't be long...
Hustler Magazine apparently has pics taken of Paris and a brunette female companion about 2 years ago and they are all set to be published. The pictures appear to have been taken in a club and show the two girls kissing and fondling. Sorry to build you up and then disappoint you. I don't have the pics. But, I'm sure it won't be long...
Is Boy George Still Doing Smack?
Sure as shit looks that way.
We always knew you were fucked up George, but shit! Do you hate yourself so much that you have to make yourself as fucked up looking as possible? That's beyond expressing your inner artistic self, that's...oh hell, I don't even know what to say.
We always knew you were fucked up George, but shit! Do you hate yourself so much that you have to make yourself as fucked up looking as possible? That's beyond expressing your inner artistic self, that's...oh hell, I don't even know what to say. Thank You, Jessica Simpson
We simply love your tits.
Smack 'em up, flip 'em, rub 'em down! Can't wait for the Playboy spread once you and your b-o-r-i-n-g hubby call it quits.
Smack 'em up, flip 'em, rub 'em down! Can't wait for the Playboy spread once you and your b-o-r-i-n-g hubby call it quits.
Sharon Osbourne Smacks Paris Hilton
Sharon Osbourne has SMACKED Paris Hilton.
Mrs. Ozzy said the slutty heiress is a shitty rolemodel to all the young girls who admire and want to be like her. Sharon reportedly was quoted as saying, "A f**king piece of scrawny old grizzle who's only famous for sucking c**k in a home-made porn video."
Right on, Sharon. I would give my left tit to watch her beat the jizz out of Paris.
As soon as everyone has had their turn (and they will..) she'll be old news.
Mrs. Ozzy said the slutty heiress is a shitty rolemodel to all the young girls who admire and want to be like her. Sharon reportedly was quoted as saying, "A f**king piece of scrawny old grizzle who's only famous for sucking c**k in a home-made porn video."Right on, Sharon. I would give my left tit to watch her beat the jizz out of Paris.
As soon as everyone has had their turn (and they will..) she'll be old news.
Throwing Up Gotti
The Ghetto Gotti Boys.
What a bunch of spoiled sniveling little punk asses. They'd fucking cry over a hangnail or spilt hair gel. Two of them are prettier than your daughter and I'd bet at least one of them has a pussy.
These bitchy little brats do nothing but make other peoples lives hell. They torment & intimidate with a shake of their shellacked skulls. Perfectly savage tan, blingin' to the max bling, with their choice of babes. They think their shit don't stink because their grandfather was a mobster. Big fucking deal, he's dead.
Frank, Carmine and John Gotti
Victoria Gotti, John's daughter and the boys' mother, looks like 'Geriatric Cosmetic Surgery' Barbie. Botox, collagen, silicone, it's all there. Top it off with platinum blonde hair extensions and makeup to match. Nasty ol' hooch!
What a bunch of spoiled sniveling little punk asses. They'd fucking cry over a hangnail or spilt hair gel. Two of them are prettier than your daughter and I'd bet at least one of them has a pussy.These bitchy little brats do nothing but make other peoples lives hell. They torment & intimidate with a shake of their shellacked skulls. Perfectly savage tan, blingin' to the max bling, with their choice of babes. They think their shit don't stink because their grandfather was a mobster. Big fucking deal, he's dead.
Frank, Carmine and John Gotti
Victoria Gotti, John's daughter and the boys' mother, looks like 'Geriatric Cosmetic Surgery' Barbie. Botox, collagen, silicone, it's all there. Top it off with platinum blonde hair extensions and makeup to match. Nasty ol' hooch!Colin Farrell...Where's the Beef?
Yes it's true.
Colin bares his salami in the new Oliver Stone flick, "Alexander". But don't get too excited, I heard it's nothing worth talking about. In my opinion neither is he. I don't care how big his cock is. I can't believe women are practically laying down with their legs spread, everywhere he goes. What is so hot about him? He has such an ego and reeks of STD's.
This girl doesn't find him appealing in the least. Hell, I could even drink him under the table.
There is nothing I like about him, but I know I will have to see Alexander...for Angelina Jolie of course. Meeooow!
Colin bares his salami in the new Oliver Stone flick, "Alexander". But don't get too excited, I heard it's nothing worth talking about. In my opinion neither is he. I don't care how big his cock is. I can't believe women are practically laying down with their legs spread, everywhere he goes. What is so hot about him? He has such an ego and reeks of STD's. This girl doesn't find him appealing in the least. Hell, I could even drink him under the table.
There is nothing I like about him, but I know I will have to see Alexander...for Angelina Jolie of course. Meeooow!
Avril Lavigne & The Twins
Rumor has it Avril Lavigne flashed her tits at the New York hotspot, Crobar Club a few weeks back.
This is her that night during a live performance. There is some controversy regarding the authenticity of the incident, but witnesses swear it happened.
The supposed pic of Avril's breasts after she flipped her shirt up...
Hmm..could very well be. Lip Smackable! What do YOU think?
VOTE for The Smack!
This is her that night during a live performance. There is some controversy regarding the authenticity of the incident, but witnesses swear it happened. 
The supposed pic of Avril's breasts after she flipped her shirt up...
Hmm..could very well be. Lip Smackable! What do YOU think?
VOTE for The Smack!
Bush & Nipples!
Ooohhh La La. Little Miss Barbara Bush you set the internet on fire.
A Bush fire, that is.
The latest regarding the devlish Double-Lit Twins is about a pic of little Barbara (not Grandma!) looking a bit aroused. Or at least you wish she was.
Now them's some weapons of mass destruction!
A Bush fire, that is.The latest regarding the devlish Double-Lit Twins is about a pic of little Barbara (not Grandma!) looking a bit aroused. Or at least you wish she was.
Now them's some weapons of mass destruction!
Smack Me & Call Me Natalie!
Natalie Portman has a movie due out in theaters soon called, "Closer".
She originally appeared in a nude scene but last word was that it had been axed.
Say it isn't so. Well, I guess we can always hope for extra scenes on DVD..
She originally appeared in a nude scene but last word was that it had been axed.
Say it isn't so. Well, I guess we can always hope for extra scenes on DVD..
Britney, They're Calling You 'Zitney'!
Damn!
Having acne is one thing, but sportin' Clearasil Acne Cream in public? Could you at least rub it in a little? Here, let us Smack it in a bit! I don't care who you are, Britney Spears or Bertha Spears, no one wants to see it!
Lookin' good girl!
Having acne is one thing, but sportin' Clearasil Acne Cream in public? Could you at least rub it in a little? Here, let us Smack it in a bit! I don't care who you are, Britney Spears or Bertha Spears, no one wants to see it!Lookin' good girl!
Someone Smack Madonna!
Would you buy a $26 red string bracelet
said to "deflect envious stares and looks of ill will" & then surround your entire religion around it? Hello Kabbalah, celebrity-style. Translation...C-u-l-t!
Jewish Rabbi's have said the celebrity version of the religion is loosely based on the real thing, but more focused on the water , bracelets, stones and things material that you must purchase in order to feel...I suppose, adequately equipped to join the fun.
Madonna started the whole thing and brought people such as Britney Spears, Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher into the act. So of course, the bandwagon is making extra trips to Hollywood. It's latest stop, Lindsay Lohan and then Mariah Carey's place.
"Anyone who dons The Red String with the awareness of Rachel the Matriarch and these powerful meditations is surrounded by the full force of protection she manifested in our physical world." (Quote from Kabbalah.com)
Screw that, if you want to read some great smut about the trendy Kabbalah Center I suggest you go here for some pretty good readin' about this celebrity fad. Dolce & Kabbalah
Oh by the way, is this what they meant by powerful meditations, Madonna?
Madonna- Pre Kabbalah
said to "deflect envious stares and looks of ill will" & then surround your entire religion around it? Hello Kabbalah, celebrity-style. Translation...C-u-l-t!
Jewish Rabbi's have said the celebrity version of the religion is loosely based on the real thing, but more focused on the water , bracelets, stones and things material that you must purchase in order to feel...I suppose, adequately equipped to join the fun.
Madonna started the whole thing and brought people such as Britney Spears, Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher into the act. So of course, the bandwagon is making extra trips to Hollywood. It's latest stop, Lindsay Lohan and then Mariah Carey's place.
"Anyone who dons The Red String with the awareness of Rachel the Matriarch and these powerful meditations is surrounded by the full force of protection she manifested in our physical world." (Quote from Kabbalah.com)
Screw that, if you want to read some great smut about the trendy Kabbalah Center I suggest you go here for some pretty good readin' about this celebrity fad. Dolce & Kabbalah
Oh by the way, is this what they meant by powerful meditations, Madonna?
Madonna- Pre Kabbalah
Tara Reid's Drunken Nipple Slip.
There's a new trend in Hollywood, and it's name is "The Nipple Slip".
It's funny, Celebrity Smack just started the other day with a Nipple Slip, and alas, here we are again.
It's a good thing I like this topic, but I am not trying to make it the theme of the Smack. However, I don't think any of you will mind for the time being.
OK, BACK ON TRACK!
Ms. Tara 'where's-the-liquor-cabinet' Reid has been the latest to join Nipplegate. I bet you're not surprised. Likely candidate she is. Is her career hurting? Is she an attention whore? Or is she just plain drunk & loose? Who cares really, nothing changes the fact that she's just a pickled puss. Of course, the Smack has the pics. You had better bookmark our ass.
Her nipples are still scarred from surgery. I gotta say, the girl has balls.
And here is Tara before augmentation, drunk, and doing another, "Whoops! How did that happen?"
Ms. Tara Reid, if you ever want to be taken seriously in Hollywood, you're going to have to come up with a different game plan.
The drunken idiot bit can only get you so far.
It's funny, Celebrity Smack just started the other day with a Nipple Slip, and alas, here we are again.It's a good thing I like this topic, but I am not trying to make it the theme of the Smack. However, I don't think any of you will mind for the time being.
OK, BACK ON TRACK!
Ms. Tara 'where's-the-liquor-cabinet' Reid has been the latest to join Nipplegate. I bet you're not surprised. Likely candidate she is. Is her career hurting? Is she an attention whore? Or is she just plain drunk & loose? Who cares really, nothing changes the fact that she's just a pickled puss. Of course, the Smack has the pics. You had better bookmark our ass.
Her nipples are still scarred from surgery. I gotta say, the girl has balls.
And here is Tara before augmentation, drunk, and doing another, "Whoops! How did that happen?"Ms. Tara Reid, if you ever want to be taken seriously in Hollywood, you're going to have to come up with a different game plan.
The drunken idiot bit can only get you so far.
Courtney Lovehole needs a good SMACK!
Frances Bean must be so proud of her mommy. 
At an awards show earlier this year Frances Bean could be heard backstage asking, "Have you seen my Mommy?" Awhhh....sad, but true. Good luck Frances on avoiding future drug addiction, alcoholism and depression issues. Poor thing doesn't have a chance with a role model like her mother. Courtney is about Courtney, period. Oh, and her SMACK!
Paris is a photo whore. She will take a picture anytime, anywhere, with anybody. We'll get to you later Paris..
Courtney, take a bath or something! I can smell you from here!
At an awards show earlier this year Frances Bean could be heard backstage asking, "Have you seen my Mommy?" Awhhh....sad, but true. Good luck Frances on avoiding future drug addiction, alcoholism and depression issues. Poor thing doesn't have a chance with a role model like her mother. Courtney is about Courtney, period. Oh, and her SMACK!
Paris is a photo whore. She will take a picture anytime, anywhere, with anybody. We'll get to you later Paris..
Courtney, take a bath or something! I can smell you from here!
Lindsay Lohan gets SMACKED!
Lindsay Lohan, you poor, poor little girl lost.
What happened to you? You used to be such a sweet little freckled thing? Now you have turned into a little drunken, spoiled, barely-legal bitch. Everytime we hear of you it's either about your nipples, your almighty martini mouth or your out of control father.18 and already a washed up Hollywood hag. So sad! You have taken it to a completely whole new level. Hell, even Britney hasn't had an 'accidental' nipple slippage. Don't you know that the 'accidental slip' is a move left for only the loosest of all Hollywood tramps? (Note: This acually applies with ALL tramps regardless of their social class.) Well I guess we can add you to that list, along with Janet Jackson and Paris Hilton. Congrats.
And here is Lindsay making sure her nipple is just where she wants it..P.S. I hope Hilary Duff fucks your next boyfriend..
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