(Drumroll please!)
Nicolette Sheridan of Desperate Housewives. And who could blame Mr. Blackwell for putting her smack on top of the list with threads like these?


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Nic, you sure have shitty taste. Even in men!

Nicolette & Michael Bolton

Nicolette & Leif Garrett circa 1980 (And Nic swears she has had NO surgery...Pfft!)
(P.S. Leif, in case you're reading, quit wearing that fucking bandana on your head and go get a hair transplant will ya?! You're not fooling anybody!!)

