Mr. Blackwell's List

The worst dressed female of all 2004 is....

(Drumroll please!)

Nicolette Sheridan of Desperate Housewives. And who could blame Mr. Blackwell for putting her smack on top of the list with threads like these?


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Nic, you sure have shitty taste. Even in men!

Nicolette & Michael Bolton

Nicolette & Leif Garrett circa 1980 (And Nic swears she has had NO surgery...Pfft!)

(P.S. Leif, in case you're reading, quit wearing that fucking bandana on your head and go get a hair transplant will ya?! You're not fooling anybody!!)