Tara Reid-tard

"I'm known as this retard... I want to grow up. I don't want to be the drunk girl. It hurts my feelings when you guys write stuff about me. It's not just me — it affects everyone around me. I just want everyone to leave me alone — let me graduate. It's like I'm in college and you guys won't let me get my degree." - Tara Reid, Nov. 2004



Tara, it's more like you're in college and you're the slutty, drunk sorority snatch...





Tara Reid, Dec. 2004- Hard at work on her degree a month later.