Tara, the Top Don't Match the Bottom

Tara Reid's new implants sure look like hell with the way her body is proportioned. (Tits never look good on a 12 yr old boys body.) The once petite chested Tara now sports a pair of very large knockers. The problem? Now her hips (none) & stomach look ridiculously thin and anorexic compared to her buxomly bouncers.


Holy shit, her thighs are TINY!

Her stomach looks like it was molded out of clay. It's all lumpy like that.

(2/12/05 EDIT:Thanks AwfulPlasticSurgery.com for using the Smack's exact words to describe Tara's stomach. L-A-M-E. Thanks Jamie.)

She needs to eat more meat & potatoes or get those things yanked out. I mean, I am all for nice big-uns', but those babies do not belong there!