Lil' Kim is Not Only a Hoe, but a Lying, Stinking One!

Ok, maybe not stinking (?)

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Lil' Kim Jones & Monique Dopwell (personal assistant/hoe-friend), have repeatedly lied through their veneered grills about witnessing their 'homeboys' shooting of another posse's homeboy outside of a radio station back in 2001. Kim & Monique both flatly deny that their men (Kim's bodyguard & her manager) were involved even though they witnessed the shooting. If convicted of perjury and conspiracy charges, the two ghetto bitches could get 30 years in prison.

"They flat-out lied," Assistant U.S. Attorney Daniel Gitner said in his opening statement. "The defendants decided not to honor the oath they took. They decided the oath did not apply to them."