Kelly Clarkson's DNA on eBay

Sold! To the biggest loser!

Ebay auction pic of Kelly drinking out of something
other than the Dasani bottle that's being pawned.

Someone is selling a used Dasani water bottle that Kelly drank from while in Omaha, Nebraska. The obviously broke ass eBay seller/opportunist is marketing it as Kelly's DNA for sale. (At the time of this post there are 3 bids at..hold onto your britches...only $20.50. What a screamin' deal.) A great marketing ploy that could only appeal to psycho stalkers or premenstrual teeny boppers.
Are you one of the later?
Place your bid here.