Kate Holmes, Virgin with a Chafed Mouth

So Kate is supposedly a virgin, eh?
This little pure as the driven snow celeb has been up to something. As you know, her and Tom Cruise are dating and they just returned from a romantic little rendezvous together. The hysterical part of all this is that Kate was photographed a couple days ago with serious fucking stubble rash all over her mouth and lips.
How attractive.


It resembles something highly contagious. It must've been a hell of a blue ball session for ol' Tommy. What a lucky guy. She has him by the nuts!