Mariah Carey...I'd Love to Smack That Bitch

I really never have liked Mariah Carey.

I can't stand her music, her voice or her ego. She rivals the ultimate egomaniac, Paris Hilton, for self-love. Mariah is so self absorbed that for her 35th birthday she had 17 chefs from Harrods spend 18 days to prepare a $10,000 , 6 ft. tall birthday cake in the shape of herself. Oprah sure loves her though. Ms. Winfrey did everything short of licking Mariah's poop chute a couple weeks ago when she was on her show. It was sickening. Just what Mariah needed, more ass kissing.

Yeah, we know she's a 'homegirl'. But we say that homegirl needs a good ass kicking. Kick that ego right up her booty ass.