The Britney Spears Bra Fund

We have had it with Britney Spears not wearing a damn bra.

Ok, I get you bird chested gals who don't have/want to wear one, but Brit is in serious need of some help here. How in the hell does one look her in the eye when talking? I know that I, even being a well gifted female could not pass up the opportunity to visually photograph those knockers. They are mind blowing, but in a monstrous sort of way, ya know?
That's why I decided, with the help of anonymous 7:11, to start a Britney Spears bra fund! That's right folks, any monies donated to this special fund (if any!) will be used to buy Britney Spears a maternity bra.

(A dollar, nickel, fitty cent, we don't give a rats ass. Every penny helps, right?)

AND here is the online petition (yes, another one!) that you can all sign that we will send along with it.


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Me likes. Have fun with it mofos!
(This idea brought to you by anonymous 7:11am & Spicy Pants...we love you, anonymous mofo!)
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