Shannon Elizabeth & Hubby
Joe Reitman, Shannon's husband, isn't exactly the sort of caveman, err...guy, I pictured that hottie to be with!
Lara Flynn 'Mile-High' Boyle
Lara has no shame. Hollywood's scarecrow tramp should be the poster child for saying no to drugs. Recently halfway through a 10 hour flight to London she stripped herself down to her bare scrawny ass and tried to jump into a bed & seduce a male passenger. Completely out of the blue! What a class act you are Lara. You and Courtney Love should get together and do some smack.
These days Lara looks like someone smacked her in the lip. Lay off the collagen, nasty crow!
Smack Me!
These days Lara looks like someone smacked her in the lip. Lay off the collagen, nasty crow!
Smack Me!
Jude Law Sex Scandal Ends in Divorce
Jude Law's kinky ways ruined his 6 year long marriage to Sadie Frost. Sadie & Jude spent a lot of time with Pearl Lowe & her boyfriend of the band Supergrass, Danny Goffey. Sadie mentioned once while in Greece that they swap partners. Everyone agreed and it went from there. Jude secretly pursued Pearl behind Sadie's back from there on out.
Sadie & Pearl
The way it all ends is with Sadie finding an email that Jude sent to Pearl proposing that they have a full-on affair. The rest is history...
Sadie & Pearl
The way it all ends is with Sadie finding an email that Jude sent to Pearl proposing that they have a full-on affair. The rest is history...
Portia Gives Ellen Wedding Band
The ring supposedly represents their devotion to one another. (Isn't that what Portia's tattoo of Fransesca Gregorini's initials meant as well?)
Well now, this relationship sure has taken off with a quickness! It's hot, hot, hot right now for Ms. DeGeneres & Ms. DeRossi. But will their relationship last or burn out as quick as it began?
Portia & her very hot ex, Fransesca Gregorini.
I just can't seem to figure out why Portia left that hottie for Ellen!
Well now, this relationship sure has taken off with a quickness! It's hot, hot, hot right now for Ms. DeGeneres & Ms. DeRossi. But will their relationship last or burn out as quick as it began?
Portia & her very hot ex, Fransesca Gregorini.
I just can't seem to figure out why Portia left that hottie for Ellen!
2 Sexpots are Better Than 1
Finger Licking Good!
Carmen Electra & Jenny McCarthy sexing it up at the Sundance Festival last week.
Carmen Electra & Jenny McCarthy sexing it up at the Sundance Festival last week.
Chyna is One Freaky Bitch!
Not that you didn't know that before.
She is getting scarier by the week. Chyna, currently of The Surreal Life & formerly a WWF wrestler, had a shitload of plastic surgery done over the years to change her masculine...err, everything. But she hasn't gotten any better looking, she's just more of a monstrosity!
For something really shocking and 'masculine', check out pics of Chyna's clitoris/tiny pecker on nightinchyna.com.
ut don't say I
didn't
warn you!!!
She is getting scarier by the week. Chyna, currently of The Surreal Life & formerly a WWF wrestler, had a shitload of plastic surgery done over the years to change her masculine...err, everything. But she hasn't gotten any better looking, she's just more of a monstrosity!
For something really shocking and 'masculine', check out pics of Chyna's clitoris/tiny pecker on nightinchyna.com.
ut don't say I
didn't
warn you!!!
Ellen Must Give Good Head..
..because she has two foxy mama's fighting over her. Her ex that she just dumped, Alexandra Hedison, for her new squeeze, Portia De Rossi. Alexandra was inside the trendy LA boutique, Fred Segal, when Portia walked in off the street. The two immediately made eye contact and Alexandra's blood pressure went through the roof. She started to head for Portia until a friend held her back. Alexandra kept talking smack and Portia immediately turned on her heels and hoofed it outta the joint.
Alexandra Hedison, Ellen's ex
Portia De Rossi, Ellen's new puss.
Alexandra Hedison, Ellen's ex
Portia De Rossi, Ellen's new puss.
Britney Smells Like Shit!
Britney & Kevin have 3 dogs
and apparently neither of them are very good about picking up after their dogs. Britney lets them run, piss & shit in the Malibu estate wherever they please. (I guess they particularly like Kev's closet.)
Smelly feet, smelly house, I'm scared to hear of her next smelly possession...
and apparently neither of them are very good about picking up after their dogs. Britney lets them run, piss & shit in the Malibu estate wherever they please. (I guess they particularly like Kev's closet.) Smelly feet, smelly house, I'm scared to hear of her next smelly possession...
Debbie Gibson to Pose Nude in Playboy
Debbie Gibson, 80's teenage sensation is baring it all for the upcoming March issue of Playboy. Little Miss Sweet n' Innocent is finally shedding her good girl image as well as her clothes.
This is a VERY good pic of ol' Deb. She usually doesn't look this good.
This is a VERY good pic of ol' Deb. She usually doesn't look this good.
Woody Allen's Son Never to Forgive Him
Seamus Farrow, son of Mia Farrow & Woody Allen, has said that he can never forgive his father for marrying his adopted daughter. Mia & Woody adopted Soon-Yi when she was 7.
"He's my father married to my sister. That makes me his son and his brother-in-law. That is such a moral transgression. I cannot see him. I cannot have a relationship with my father and be morally consistent."
I wonder if Seamus was named by Woody? That would be even more to pissed about.
"He's my father married to my sister. That makes me his son and his brother-in-law. That is such a moral transgression. I cannot see him. I cannot have a relationship with my father and be morally consistent."
I wonder if Seamus was named by Woody? That would be even more to pissed about.
JLo & Marc Anthony Singing the Blues?
Looks like there may be another celebrity marriage on the rocks. Rumor has it that JLo and Marc have been fighting quite a bit as of late. Marc has been showing his more controlling side lately and has forced Jen to sell the two homes she shared with Ben Affleck in LA and Miami. Marc has even told Jenny that she can no longer wear skimpy outfits! (Can't you see where they are headed?)
And lastly, Jen wants a child and Marc says absolutely no way. He already has two children from his previous marriage and doesn't want anymore. Looks like it is ALL about Marc. Ugly fucker won't keep her long.
Smack Me!
And lastly, Jen wants a child and Marc says absolutely no way. He already has two children from his previous marriage and doesn't want anymore. Looks like it is ALL about Marc. Ugly fucker won't keep her long.
Smack Me!
Nicole Richie, Down & Dirty
Nicole, you wild honey-child. Recently at the Buffalo Club in Santa Monica Nicole went to the restroom...and didn't come out. There is only one stall and a line ensued. After female patrons tried banging on the door to no avail, a manager opened the door and found Nic passed out on the floor!
Paris & Nicole, Jan. 17, 2005
Nicole awoke and said groggily, "I'm sorry but I have been working and partying too hard." You mean working at partying too hard! Let's just hope that little minx isn't getting smack in over her head once again..
Paris & Nicole, Jan. 17, 2005
Nicole awoke and said groggily, "I'm sorry but I have been working and partying too hard." You mean working at partying too hard! Let's just hope that little minx isn't getting smack in over her head once again..
Shannon Doherty & Rick Salomon Back Together
..at least for the week.
The two have been spotted all over the Sundance Festival this past week. If you recall, Rick was the guy in Paris' first home porn video. Rick is also Shannon's ex-hubby. Paris and Nicky have also been bopping around the festival. I wonder what drama would unfold if the two girls happen to run into eachother? I doubt that Shannon likes Paris very much. We can only hope!
The two have been spotted all over the Sundance Festival this past week. If you recall, Rick was the guy in Paris' first home porn video. Rick is also Shannon's ex-hubby. Paris and Nicky have also been bopping around the festival. I wonder what drama would unfold if the two girls happen to run into eachother? I doubt that Shannon likes Paris very much. We can only hope!
Johnny Carson, Dead at 79
Sad day today. Our forever favorite late night talk show host died this morning due to emphysema. He was 79.
I had the good fortune of seeing Johnny last July 4th as he enjoyed himself on his yacht in Roche Harbor, WA.
You will be missed Johnny!
I had the good fortune of seeing Johnny last July 4th as he enjoyed himself on his yacht in Roche Harbor, WA.
You will be missed Johnny!
Ellen & Portia Shack Up
Yes, those two blonde kitties have snuggled up and moved in together. The pair recently attended the Golden Globe 'after parties' and were holding hands and swapping saliva. Meow!
When's the sex tape going to leak out?
When's the sex tape going to leak out?
That's a Gorgeous Prick!
Ted Casablanca (gossip columnist for E!) asked Robin Williams opinion why he thought Jen & Brad seperated. Robin's reply was classic and backs up numerous stories that I have heard regarding Brad Pitt's demeanor..
Robin's reply? "He's a prick on legs, what do you expect?"
Don't fuck with Mork!
Robin's reply? "He's a prick on legs, what do you expect?"
Don't fuck with Mork!
Mischa Barton, Already a Hollywood Bitch
Mischa, Mischa, Mischa. You came onto the scene so gracefully, almost princess-like. Cute, girl next door looks with an innocence about you. But now? You have swiftly & eagerly morphed into the molded Hollywood bitch, which you are now complaining about having the misfortune of being.
Mischa as quoted by Britian's Cosmopolitan, "It kind of irritates me that I'm seen as this pretty face. People also say I'm too thin. The truth is, pretty people aren't as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas. It's like, 'She's pretty and thin, so she's got to have problems. She must be anorexic or depressed or bitchy.' It doesn't help that my OC character is the pretty girl next door who looks like she has everything, but is totally fucked up."
You're right it doesn't!
Mischa as quoted by Britian's Cosmopolitan, "It kind of irritates me that I'm seen as this pretty face. People also say I'm too thin. The truth is, pretty people aren't as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas. It's like, 'She's pretty and thin, so she's got to have problems. She must be anorexic or depressed or bitchy.' It doesn't help that my OC character is the pretty girl next door who looks like she has everything, but is totally fucked up."
You're right it doesn't!
Brush Your Tongue!
Damn Gene, you might have the longest tongue, but it's not a turn on when it's yellow!
Where's that thing been?!
Where's that thing been?!
Simon Cowell Trashes Beyonce - Girlfriend Threatens Suicide
Simon Cowell of 'American Idol' isn't a fan of Beyonce. He even goes as far as to say that, "I find the whole Beyonce thing really mystifying. She's not sexy, she hasn't got a great body and she's not a great singer." (Esquire magazine)
In other news, Simon has been trying to break it off with girlfriend of 2 years Terri Seymour. He has been trying for 6 months but has been unsuccessful because he says that she has threatened suicide if he does. Simon says that Terri said something about her "not being around much longer" if he does. (femalefirst.co.uk)
Lose that crazy bitch!
Smack It!
In other news, Simon has been trying to break it off with girlfriend of 2 years Terri Seymour. He has been trying for 6 months but has been unsuccessful because he says that she has threatened suicide if he does. Simon says that Terri said something about her "not being around much longer" if he does. (femalefirst.co.uk)
Lose that crazy bitch!
Smack It!
Golden Globes Pt.2
Cont'd...
Remember the real Daisy Duke?
Lisa Marie, darling! What's up with the snazzy granny potluck dress and cape?
Paula Abduhl..Ugh! Her boob is trying to crawl out of the dress..
What the fuck is around Star Jones' waistline? A hula hoop? A huge bellychain?
Phoebe Cates & hubby Kevin Kline. Phoebe, still lookin good babe!
Remember the real Daisy Duke?
Lisa Marie, darling! What's up with the snazzy granny potluck dress and cape?
Paula Abduhl..Ugh! Her boob is trying to crawl out of the dress..
What the fuck is around Star Jones' waistline? A hula hoop? A huge bellychain?
Phoebe Cates & hubby Kevin Kline. Phoebe, still lookin good babe!
Golden Globe Awards
So you have all seen the red carpet pics from last night's Golden Globe Awards right? Well I have found a few pics that you may or may not have seen yet. Just a couple of my personal faves. More tomorrow...
Tara Reid- Look! She's not fucked up yet! (Because she just woke up?)
Holy Shatner! William's going to pop at any moment!
Teri Hatcher's chicken legs...NOT HOT!
Will someone please take away Nicki's bottle of QT!?
Mariska Harhitay possessed the most watched nipple of the night.
Janice Dickinson looking as statuesque and hungry as ever.
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