Never heard of her? Me either. Supposedly she is a model, trying to make it. The video just might help her out a bit.
(More of Masha)
The Fred Durst Video Girl is...
...Masha Novoselova.
Never heard of her? Me either. Supposedly she is a model, trying to make it. The video just might help her out a bit.
(More of Masha)
Never heard of her? Me either. Supposedly she is a model, trying to make it. The video just might help her out a bit.
(More of Masha)
Fred Durst Sex Video
Mr. Skanky Pants gets busy! Fred broke out a video camera and taped himself having doggie-style sex with some chick he'll never talk to again.
The nastiest part of this flick is Fred's hairy tummy. YUCK!! (Or maybe it's that he isn't wearing a condom.) You be the judge!
Thanks Reejii of CelebrityScum!
The nastiest part of this flick is Fred's hairy tummy. YUCK!! (Or maybe it's that he isn't wearing a condom.) You be the judge!
Thanks Reejii of CelebrityScum!
Jessica's Nose Knows
It looks like 'the hack' exposed a bit more than just Paris herself.
An email supposedly sent from teen-queen Lindsay Lohan to the heiress describes Jessica Simpson doing coke in the bathroom of Shoreclub.
If true, it should be a hard blow (sorry about the pun) to the ex-Christian recording artist, known for saving her virginity for her husband. Check the emails yourself.
Quote: Date Sun, 2 Jan 2005 22:28:25 -0800
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From Lindsay Lohan
To Paris
Subject Private
Jessica simpson was just totally doing blow in bathroom @ bar downstairs of shoreclub
-god bless
lindsaylohan
Quote: Date
Mon, 3 Jan 2005 00:52:46 -0800
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From Lindsay Lohan
To Paris Hilton
Subject Re: Private
Saw her in bathroom w. 6 girls wiping her nose I was in shock and my driver told doc my bodyguard that she was asking for it when she was here 2 months ago! I was lioke no, he was like yes she was and then I saw her and nick fighting and he was looking up her nose and she came out b4 the other girls that she was w.
On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 12:40 am,
Paris Hilton wrote:>How do u know?>
--parishilton
-god blesslindsaylohan
An email supposedly sent from teen-queen Lindsay Lohan to the heiress describes Jessica Simpson doing coke in the bathroom of Shoreclub.
If true, it should be a hard blow (sorry about the pun) to the ex-Christian recording artist, known for saving her virginity for her husband. Check the emails yourself.
Quote: Date Sun, 2 Jan 2005 22:28:25 -0800
Show full headers
From Lindsay Lohan
To Paris
Subject Private
Jessica simpson was just totally doing blow in bathroom @ bar downstairs of shoreclub
-god bless
lindsaylohan
Quote: Date
Mon, 3 Jan 2005 00:52:46 -0800
Show full headers
From Lindsay Lohan
To Paris Hilton
Subject Re: Private
Saw her in bathroom w. 6 girls wiping her nose I was in shock and my driver told doc my bodyguard that she was asking for it when she was here 2 months ago! I was lioke no, he was like yes she was and then I saw her and nick fighting and he was looking up her nose and she came out b4 the other girls that she was w.
On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 12:40 am,
Paris Hilton wrote:>How do u know?>
--parishilton
-god blesslindsaylohan
Jessica's looks have changed dramatically. Hollywood has gotten her!
Check out the rest of the emails at thedilly.com.
"I Know, They Are Hoes Aren't They?"
- Cher, Referring to Britney & JLo during a recent concert in New Zealand.
Nicole Richie is Sure Looking Better These Days
Here she is, strutting her stuff down the catwalk during Fashion Week in 2003.
Update: Paris' Phone
I had to call Lindsay Lohan's phone number.
It immediately clicked over and there was a message (man's goofy hillbilly voice) that said, "(Buuurrrp) I'm a whore. (Buuuurrrrp) I'm a fucking whore!"
HA!
It immediately clicked over and there was a message (man's goofy hillbilly voice) that said, "(Buuurrrp) I'm a whore. (Buuuurrrrp) I'm a fucking whore!"
HA!
Paris Hilton's Phone HACKED!
And so of course the numbers are all over the net.
We even found the list. According to The Drudge Report, someone hacked into Ms. Hilton's T-Mobile Sidekick address book. Of course you know Paris, there is a list of numbers and names in there that's longer than the freaking Great Wall of China. Including private phone numbers and email addresses of Eminem, Lindsay Lohan, Christina Aguilera, Ashlee Simpson, Anna Kournikova and others.
Want to see the Paris Hilton phone list? Email me!
We even found the list. According to The Drudge Report, someone hacked into Ms. Hilton's T-Mobile Sidekick address book. Of course you know Paris, there is a list of numbers and names in there that's longer than the freaking Great Wall of China. Including private phone numbers and email addresses of Eminem, Lindsay Lohan, Christina Aguilera, Ashlee Simpson, Anna Kournikova and others.
Want to see the Paris Hilton phone list? Email me!
Author Hunter S. Thompson Kills Himself
Big Fucking Bummer.
Hunter S Thompson shot himself in the head tonight at his home in Aspen. His son, Juan Thompson found his body. Hunter's wife was not home at the time of the incident. Hunter was only 67 years old.
"Hunter prized his privacy and we ask that his friends and admirers respect that privacy as well as that of his family," Juan Thompson said to the Aspen Daily News.
We love HST and wish him much peace in the afterlife. R.I.P.
Hunter S Thompson shot himself in the head tonight at his home in Aspen. His son, Juan Thompson found his body. Hunter's wife was not home at the time of the incident. Hunter was only 67 years old.
"Hunter prized his privacy and we ask that his friends and admirers respect that privacy as well as that of his family," Juan Thompson said to the Aspen Daily News.
We love HST and wish him much peace in the afterlife. R.I.P.
The Lindsay Lohan Barbie on Shelves in June
A Parents Dream! Comes equipped with her own Director's Chair & Velvet Rope. (To hang herself with?) Optional accessories include razorblade, rolled-up bill & compact mirror, all of which fit in her Louis Vuitton coinpurse.
Michael Jackson is More Fucked Up Than We Thought!
Wacko Jacko likes to drink his wine in an emptied out Diet Coke can. He's quite the sly lush apparently. His accuser was also given wine to drink and was found to be intoxicated on numerous occasions by various people on the Neverland Ranch. The alleged victim says that he was given wine by the wacko one and it was called 'Jesus Juice'. He also fed them Bacardi, Skyy vodka, tequila and Jim Beam.
During a flight, the accusers brother says that Michael killed time by making obscene phone calls. The child says that Michael asked one person, "Does your pussy stink?" (What's he doing thinking about pussy anyhow?)
It is also on the same flight that Michael apparently drank himself silly and according to the accusers mother and brother, while the child slept Michael licked his face. (Hey Mom, get a fucking CLUE!)
TheSmokingGun.com has numerous transcripts and shit that you should check out!
During a flight, the accusers brother says that Michael killed time by making obscene phone calls. The child says that Michael asked one person, "Does your pussy stink?" (What's he doing thinking about pussy anyhow?)
It is also on the same flight that Michael apparently drank himself silly and according to the accusers mother and brother, while the child slept Michael licked his face. (Hey Mom, get a fucking CLUE!)
TheSmokingGun.com has numerous transcripts and shit that you should check out!
Smack Me With a Vote!
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Smack It!
Smack It!
Britney Gets Pissy
Britney has her thong in a wad over the recent cover of US magazine.
The pics are of the newlywed couple on their honeymoon last October.
Britney was quoted as saying, "Kevin and I chose a resort location where we were promised absolute privacy and seclusion. Unfortunately, staff members took photographs of us, which we allowed them to take once we were assured they were being taken only for private use in a scrap book they gave us as a souvenir."
She also mentioned that other magazines, including Star, took the high road and did not publish the pictures.
So what did US Magazine have to say about why they did it? Just listen to this..hardy har har...
"Coming from a celebrity who sold pictures of both her wedding and her stepdaughter, it's unlikely the issue here is privacy. Could it be that Britney is seeing red after not seeing the green from these photos? Britney Spears should start a magazine if she'd like to dictate her own coverage." BAM!
The pics are of the newlywed couple on their honeymoon last October.
Britney was quoted as saying, "Kevin and I chose a resort location where we were promised absolute privacy and seclusion. Unfortunately, staff members took photographs of us, which we allowed them to take once we were assured they were being taken only for private use in a scrap book they gave us as a souvenir."
She also mentioned that other magazines, including Star, took the high road and did not publish the pictures.
So what did US Magazine have to say about why they did it? Just listen to this..hardy har har...
"Coming from a celebrity who sold pictures of both her wedding and her stepdaughter, it's unlikely the issue here is privacy. Could it be that Britney is seeing red after not seeing the green from these photos? Britney Spears should start a magazine if she'd like to dictate her own coverage." BAM!
Anorexia by Allegra
With the money that her uncle, Giovanni Versace left her you'd think the girl could afford to eat. Haven't seen recent pics of her since last summer. Wonder if she has gained any weight? Boy, her clothes sure hang nicely though don't they?
Allegra's mother is Donatella Versace, Giovanni's sister. (You know, the drunk, powder sniffin designer with the savage tan, blonde extensions and huge cheeks implants.) I wonder if Allegra has a Hoover nose too?
Allegra's mother is Donatella Versace, Giovanni's sister. (You know, the drunk, powder sniffin designer with the savage tan, blonde extensions and huge cheeks implants.) I wonder if Allegra has a Hoover nose too?
Drea Di Matteo, Battin' For Both Teams
Lucky for both teams! Drea recently admitted to loving & dating men, but she occasionally loves to frolick with girlfriends.
Is it just me or does she look a lot like a brunette Portia?
The eyebrows, the 'I could fuck the shit out of you' sneer...
Is it just me or does she look a lot like a brunette Portia?
The eyebrows, the 'I could fuck the shit out of you' sneer...
Joan Rivers - The Mask
Holy shit, everytime I see 'the mask' I am floored.
Joan & her daughter Melissa were the hosts of the TV Guide's Music Awards pre-show. Isn't is absolutely hideous how Joan has less wrinkles on her face than her daughter? Just how much tighter can you pull her face? Pretty soon her tits will be around her ears janglin' like earrings.
YIKES!
Joan, try not to smile too much, you'll tear the seam!
Joan & her daughter Melissa were the hosts of the TV Guide's Music Awards pre-show. Isn't is absolutely hideous how Joan has less wrinkles on her face than her daughter? Just how much tighter can you pull her face? Pretty soon her tits will be around her ears janglin' like earrings.
YIKES!
Joan, try not to smile too much, you'll tear the seam!
Tom Sizemore Uses Fake Penis to Pass Drug Test
But he still fails it. Tom Sizemore, best known for his role in Saving Private Ryan, was recently allowed by the courts to shoot a film in Cambodia as long as he submitted a pee test everyday. He agreed. He failed three tests the first three days. He was also caught using a prosthetic penis used to dispense clean urine. (HA!) Apparently he has been caught doing this before. (They say it is a device that you can buy on the net.)
Tom has been on probation for beating his ex, Heidi Fleiss, and possesion of meth. He was also living out of a garage in California and was an expectant father during his court hearings. (He's come a long way!)
Tom has been on probation for beating his ex, Heidi Fleiss, and possesion of meth. He was also living out of a garage in California and was an expectant father during his court hearings. (He's come a long way!)
Corey Feldman Says Jacko Showed Him Nude Pics
Corey Feldman has always come to Michael Jackson's defense. Until now. Who knows why all of a sudden he is deciding to come out with it all.
Feldman said in a recent interview that 20 years ago while at Jacko's apartment he discovered a book on the table which centered on venereal diseases and genitalia. (Fun!)
Jackson showed Corey, then approx. 13 yrs old, the pictures (naked men & women, of course) and explained them and what they meant. Corey went to authorities last week following the interview, (shouldn't he have done that instead of the interview?) and has since been subpoenaed as a witness and was placed under a gag order.
Feldman & his wife
"I started looking at each piece of information," Feldman said. "And with that came this sickening realization that there may have been many occurrences in my life and in my relationship to Michael that created a question of doubt."
This one is a coin toss. Both Wacko Jacko and Feldman are fucking out there.
Feldman said in a recent interview that 20 years ago while at Jacko's apartment he discovered a book on the table which centered on venereal diseases and genitalia. (Fun!)
Jackson showed Corey, then approx. 13 yrs old, the pictures (naked men & women, of course) and explained them and what they meant. Corey went to authorities last week following the interview, (shouldn't he have done that instead of the interview?) and has since been subpoenaed as a witness and was placed under a gag order.
Feldman & his wife
"I started looking at each piece of information," Feldman said. "And with that came this sickening realization that there may have been many occurrences in my life and in my relationship to Michael that created a question of doubt."
This one is a coin toss. Both Wacko Jacko and Feldman are fucking out there.
Britney & Kevin, Beginning of a Breakup?
Mr. & Mrs. Spears marriage might be a bit rocky. Shocked? I didn't think so. Maybe Kev finally got tired of the dog shit, ratty hair, smelly feet & acne.
Could be why he partied hard with old buddies in Vegas for a wild weekend and then came home with a $5400 bill for his wife to pay. (What, you think he actually pays for things?) Supposedly money has been a sore issue with the couple lately.
Spendin' Kevin has also been seen out recently without his wedding ring. The pair has not been spotted together in awhile. Some say the marriage is doomed.
Ok.
Everyone says it.
Smack Me, Bitch!
Could be why he partied hard with old buddies in Vegas for a wild weekend and then came home with a $5400 bill for his wife to pay. (What, you think he actually pays for things?) Supposedly money has been a sore issue with the couple lately.
Spendin' Kevin has also been seen out recently without his wedding ring. The pair has not been spotted together in awhile. Some say the marriage is doomed.
Ok.
Everyone says it.
Smack Me, Bitch!
The Scent of Sarah Jessica Parker
SJP has a new fragrance coming out.
poof!
She struck a deal with Coty and the scent should be out very soon. Sarah promises that she is not just attaching her name to crap. She collaborated with Coty to come up with something that she personally loved. Hits stores this Fall.
Have you wondered what 'Big' has been up to?
I sure as hell have. (Meooow!) Chris Noth is going to guest star on 'Law & Order' this weekend and will be a permanent fixture next year. Yay!
She struck a deal with Coty and the scent should be out very soon. Sarah promises that she is not just attaching her name to crap. She collaborated with Coty to come up with something that she personally loved. Hits stores this Fall.
Have you wondered what 'Big' has been up to?
I sure as hell have. (Meooow!) Chris Noth is going to guest star on 'Law & Order' this weekend and will be a permanent fixture next year. Yay!
Nicole Richie & DJ AM, Engaged
Foxy little Nicole is officially engaged to boyfriend of a year, Adam Goldstein, aka DJ AM. 
He looks a bit lanky and pizza-boyish to satisfy that little tamale. Maybe he's why she lost the weight..so that she would be smaller than him.
He looks a bit lanky and pizza-boyish to satisfy that little tamale. Maybe he's why she lost the weight..so that she would be smaller than him.Tara, the Top Don't Match the Bottom
Tara Reid's new implants sure look like hell with the way her body is proportioned. (Tits never look good on a 12 yr old boys body.) The once petite chested Tara now sports a pair of very large knockers. The problem? Now her hips (none) & stomach look ridiculously thin and anorexic compared to her buxomly bouncers.
Holy shit, her thighs are TINY!
Her stomach looks like it was molded out of clay. It's all lumpy like that.
Holy shit, her thighs are TINY!
Her stomach looks like it was molded out of clay. It's all lumpy like that.
(2/12/05 EDIT:Thanks AwfulPlasticSurgery.com for using the Smack's exact words to describe Tara's stomach. L-A-M-E. Thanks Jamie.)
She needs to eat more meat & potatoes or get those things yanked out. I mean, I am all for nice big-uns', but those babies do not belong there!
Kevin Federline Does Details
Mr. Spears gets to 'wow' us on the cover of the upcoming April issue of Details magazine.
:yawn: Whatever. I guess Britney (and her little kicker-dog, Bit-Bit) oversaw the entire photo shoot and 'makeover' of her pussy husband. She wanted to see him look a bit more distinguished.
We still think he is a punkass.
(Thanks Ashley)
Smack It!
:yawn: Whatever. I guess Britney (and her little kicker-dog, Bit-Bit) oversaw the entire photo shoot and 'makeover' of her pussy husband. She wanted to see him look a bit more distinguished.
We still think he is a punkass.
(Thanks Ashley)
Smack It!
Hillary Duff is Gettin' Some!
Check out the Trojan Condom in her see-through bag.
Yeah, yeah, yeah she's not 18 for a few months.
I think she is waiting for her birthday to use it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah she's not 18 for a few months.
I think she is waiting for her birthday to use it.
Britney's Nipple Teaser
Britney's teasing us with her brief naked patio appearance. A topless Britney frolics around on her hotel patio for a moment while holding her breasts to cover them. The controversy now is..
Is that her nipple in the first pic- or her thumb? (You know this shit is very important!)
So here are the pics for your deciphering enjoyment.
Looks like her nail bitten, gnawed on thumb to me. Boy, she just keeps getting trashier and nastier all the time...
Is that her nipple in the first pic- or her thumb? (You know this shit is very important!)
So here are the pics for your deciphering enjoyment.
Looks like her nail bitten, gnawed on thumb to me. Boy, she just keeps getting trashier and nastier all the time...
Bushwick Bill Speaks About Houston's Eye Gouging
Bushwick Bill, formerly of the rap group 'The Geto Boys' felt the need to speak out regarding Houston's recent self mutilation.
The 4' tall Bushwick knows what he is talking about. Back in 1991 he had a very similar and even more gruesome botched suicide attempt resulting in the loss of an eye. He 'forced' his then girlfriend to aid him in committing suicide by having her shoot him in the face. (How do you force someone to shoot you?) He amazingly survived, losing only an eye. Fucking wild eh? Anyhow, here's what he had to say.
"Fame will make you crazy. Fame isn't for everybody. There are people who have a fear of fame, those who want fame, and those who don't understand fame. It drives them crazy, because it is a lot of responsibility to be all things to all people, and you can lose yourself in the shuffle, where there are no longer fifty-two cards in the deck."
The 4' tall Bushwick knows what he is talking about. Back in 1991 he had a very similar and even more gruesome botched suicide attempt resulting in the loss of an eye. He 'forced' his then girlfriend to aid him in committing suicide by having her shoot him in the face. (How do you force someone to shoot you?) He amazingly survived, losing only an eye. Fucking wild eh? Anyhow, here's what he had to say.
"Fame will make you crazy. Fame isn't for everybody. There are people who have a fear of fame, those who want fame, and those who don't understand fame. It drives them crazy, because it is a lot of responsibility to be all things to all people, and you can lose yourself in the shuffle, where there are no longer fifty-two cards in the deck."
Houston, We Have a Problem!
Just what you wanted. A pic of Houston's eye after the gouging incident.
Dude lay off the crackpipe! It's only fun until someone gouges an eye out!
(Thanks Erica!)
Dude lay off the crackpipe! It's only fun until someone gouges an eye out!
(Thanks Erica!)
Rapper Gouges Out Own Eye
Holy shit, this is fucked up
Rapper'Houston' apparently gouged out his own eye after a failed suicide attempt. While the rap artist was recently in London he tried to kill himself by jumping out of a hotel window. His security staff stopped his attempt and locked him in his room. That's when he gouged his own eye. No word on his current condition. Prognosis can't be good.
Rapper'Houston' apparently gouged out his own eye after a failed suicide attempt. While the rap artist was recently in London he tried to kill himself by jumping out of a hotel window. His security staff stopped his attempt and locked him in his room. That's when he gouged his own eye. No word on his current condition. Prognosis can't be good.
Tonya Harding Will Beat Your Ass!
Looks like Tonya's arms turned into a couple of LEGS! Watch it, she'll 'kick' your ass!
Thanks gossiplist.com & Musseljuice!
Thanks gossiplist.com & Musseljuice!
Bill Cosby Admits to Fucking Around
Hey Bill, did you & your wife Camille enjoy your 41st Wedding Anniversary last week? (January 25, 1964.)
I bet it will definitely be one of the most memorable.
Bill has finally admitted his guilt in a sex scandal involving a Canadian woman he met at a restaurant in Philly. She says he 'drugged' & 'fondled' her. Yeah, fucking right. She was the one who must have eagerly JUMPED into his car to go home with him. He says they did indeed have sexual escapades, but it was entirely consensual and did not involve intercourse. The stupid bitch, Andrea Constand, also contacted Cosby MONTHS after the encounter and asked for tickets to see his show for her & her family. He obliged.
Mr & Mrs Cosby
Sorry Coz, but you need to learn to think with your HEAD and not your FAT ALBERT!
I bet it will definitely be one of the most memorable.
Bill has finally admitted his guilt in a sex scandal involving a Canadian woman he met at a restaurant in Philly. She says he 'drugged' & 'fondled' her. Yeah, fucking right. She was the one who must have eagerly JUMPED into his car to go home with him. He says they did indeed have sexual escapades, but it was entirely consensual and did not involve intercourse. The stupid bitch, Andrea Constand, also contacted Cosby MONTHS after the encounter and asked for tickets to see his show for her & her family. He obliged.
Mr & Mrs Cosby
Sorry Coz, but you need to learn to think with your HEAD and not your FAT ALBERT!
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