Don't cry!
Taxes Suck!
Unfortunately I haven't had shit for time lately! Too busy trying to get my taxes prepared all freaking week, amongst other random 'life bullshit'. Will be back SMACKing your asses by Sunday.
Don't cry!
Don't cry!
Aniston Files for Divorce
The fairytale marriage is officially over. Wah.
Jennifer Pitt filed for divorce yesterday from her husband Brad. She cited 'irreconcilable differences' and asked that her name be changed back to Jennifer Aniston. (She had legally taken his last name.)
Jennifer Pitt filed for divorce yesterday from her husband Brad. She cited 'irreconcilable differences' and asked that her name be changed back to Jennifer Aniston. (She had legally taken his last name.)
Yes, a Little Federline is on the Way
It's true, Britney IS indeed pregnant.
Sources say she is three months pregnant. (yawn.)
Sources say she is three months pregnant. (yawn.)
Caption This Pic...Cont'd
And now for pic #3. Have at it!
Anna Nicole showing her class..so to speak.
- We love the captions you all have left on the other two. Smacks go out to all contributors! -
Anna Nicole showing her class..so to speak.
- We love the captions you all have left on the other two. Smacks go out to all contributors! -
Caption These Pics...
News is slow.
Yeah, there's the Michael Jackson crap going on, and sure there's the Sheen breakup, but nothing really juicy. So...here's the deal. I have a few juicy/interesting pics, can you come up with a snarky caption for any? Smack me with one!
Here's the first:
Ozzy grabs his daughter's boob
Yeah, there's the Michael Jackson crap going on, and sure there's the Sheen breakup, but nothing really juicy. So...here's the deal. I have a few juicy/interesting pics, can you come up with a snarky caption for any? Smack me with one!
Here's the first:
Ozzy grabs his daughter's boob
Ozzy, Smooth & Silky
Oz is looking quite 'Hollywood' these days thanks to wife Sharon's influence.
A whole new Ozzy! New teeth, new face, & is that a touched up nose? I wonder if it's possible to reverse the damage on his insides as well?
A whole new Ozzy! New teeth, new face, & is that a touched up nose? I wonder if it's possible to reverse the damage on his insides as well?
Britney Packs on Some Weight
All that laying around smoking pot and drinking daquiri's is catching up to Mrs. S.
I wonder what will happen when she gives up the cigs? Nevermind, that won't happen. I'm guessing she'll rid of the hubby before she rids of her smokes.
I wonder what will happen when she gives up the cigs? Nevermind, that won't happen. I'm guessing she'll rid of the hubby before she rids of her smokes.
Lil Kim Convicted of Perjury
Lil Kim is going to jail. Last Thursday she was convicted of three counts of perjury & one count of conspiring with a co-defendant. She will be sentenced on June 24.
She could get up to 20 years. (Yeah, we'll see about that.) At least we won't be subjected to those nasty titties for awhile!
She could get up to 20 years. (Yeah, we'll see about that.) At least we won't be subjected to those nasty titties for awhile!
Think Tara Reid is Hot?
I wonder what the boys thought of her in highschool?
That sure is a ton of hair you got there, Tara. I wonder if it was that bad below her belt back then?
That sure is a ton of hair you got there, Tara. I wonder if it was that bad below her belt back then?
Is Britney Smoking a Ton of Pot?
Why the hell else is she looking like this?
Shall we call it trailer-trash couture? Hot pink scrunchie, hideously fake ratty brown wig, and what do you even say about that nightmare of a shirt? Since when did Brit start shopping at thrift stores? All we can figure is that girl has gone into reefer madness. Sheesh, some people can't handle their drugs..
Shall we call it trailer-trash couture? Hot pink scrunchie, hideously fake ratty brown wig, and what do you even say about that nightmare of a shirt? Since when did Brit start shopping at thrift stores? All we can figure is that girl has gone into reefer madness. Sheesh, some people can't handle their drugs..
Sharon Stone Gets Sand in Her Craw
Oh what a relief it is.
Ms. Stone may have nice ta-ta's but this pic is anything but flattering!
Ms. Stone may have nice ta-ta's but this pic is anything but flattering!
Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore, Makin' Babies
Rumors are flying everywhere that Demi & Ashton are expecting a little one.
Demi is supposedly keeping the pregnancy quiet until she is 3 months along. She worries because she suffered a miscarriage before when she was with her ex-husband, Bruce Willis. Demi has 3 children with Bruce. Rumor, Scout and Tallulah. It will be interesting to see what name they come up with.
Demi is supposedly keeping the pregnancy quiet until she is 3 months along. She worries because she suffered a miscarriage before when she was with her ex-husband, Bruce Willis. Demi has 3 children with Bruce. Rumor, Scout and Tallulah. It will be interesting to see what name they come up with.
No Fear or Loathing
Mrs. Spicy Pants & her sexy hubby are headed for Vegas mofo's!
Wish us luck as we celebrate our 2 year anniversary & my 33rd birthday. You can find us at the NASCAR race on Sunday, otherwise we will be at various slot machines or strip joints. Hallelujah for vacation! See you all next Tuesday.
Wish us luck as we celebrate our 2 year anniversary & my 33rd birthday. You can find us at the NASCAR race on Sunday, otherwise we will be at various slot machines or strip joints. Hallelujah for vacation! See you all next Tuesday.
Fred Durst Sends Flowers & Drops His Lame Lawsuit
So maybe he really isn't the prick we thought him to be.
But I doubt it.
Gawker is saying that they received this handwritten letter from Fred.
They claim to have called his management company, The Firm, and they verified the note is indeed from Freddy D.
Gawker, you really need to find some starfish shaped chocolates and send them his way. Don't ya think?
But I doubt it.
Gawker is saying that they received this handwritten letter from Fred.
They claim to have called his management company, The Firm, and they verified the note is indeed from Freddy D.
Gawker, you really need to find some starfish shaped chocolates and send them his way. Don't ya think?
Digging James Dean
Who's digging up the bodies of America's dead celebrities?
Thank you Robert Eversz! Robert visits Celebrity Smack & is an author. He sent me a copy of his latest novel, Digging James Dean. What a guy, huh?
It is the latest of the Nina Zero novels. (Check out the website mofo's!) If you love a great mystery and love L.A., you will love this book.
Thank you Robert Eversz! Robert visits Celebrity Smack & is an author. He sent me a copy of his latest novel, Digging James Dean. What a guy, huh?
It is the latest of the Nina Zero novels. (Check out the website mofo's!) If you love a great mystery and love L.A., you will love this book.
Shannon Elizabeth & Hubby Call it Quits
Shannon and her husband, Joe Reitman, split after a decade together.
Hominy, hominy..Shannon is one sweet minx.
Shannon, 31, and Joseph, 36, cofounded the nonprofit Animal Avengers rescue program together. Rumors of their split were fueled last weekend by Shannon's Las Vegas trip where she partied without her wedding ring.
D'oh! I'll be there NEXT weekend! Curses!
Hominy, hominy..Shannon is one sweet minx.
Shannon, 31, and Joseph, 36, cofounded the nonprofit Animal Avengers rescue program together. Rumors of their split were fueled last weekend by Shannon's Las Vegas trip where she partied without her wedding ring.
D'oh! I'll be there NEXT weekend! Curses!
Nicky Hilton Loses Her Phone
Good going Nicky.
So who knows, we may see yet another Hilton sister exposed. Sister #2 lost her phone while at the Vanity Fair Oscar party at Mortons in L.A.
Nicky at the Vanity Fair party.
So who knows, we may see yet another Hilton sister exposed. Sister #2 lost her phone while at the Vanity Fair Oscar party at Mortons in L.A.
Nicky at the Vanity Fair party.
Jessica Simpson..More of Daisy Duke!
For your viewing pleasure we have more Daisy Duke pics.
Looks like Jessica's workouts are paying off!
Looks like Jessica's workouts are paying off!
Fred Durst Sues Website for Posting Sex Video
What a punk ass bitch.
Freddy is suing Gawker.com (a great site btw) for posting his frolickin' fuck fest with his ex-girlfriend. Just when you think the loser can't get any lower on the asshole totem pole...
Freddy is suing Gawker.com (a great site btw) for posting his frolickin' fuck fest with his ex-girlfriend. Just when you think the loser can't get any lower on the asshole totem pole...
Anna Nicole Smith, a Real Class Act!
Anna, your classic 'Attention Whore', is at it again. Earlier this week in Sydney at the Australian Music Awards Ms. Smith dropped her dress to her waist and bared her 32DD funbags for all to see. Her nips were covered with the Mtv logo.
She also got off by showing everyone the top of her thong. Some people just can't get enough of the spotlight can they?
Later, at a press call in the media room, she again exposed her bazooka joe's - this time without the MTV stickers.
She also got off by showing everyone the top of her thong. Some people just can't get enough of the spotlight can they?
Later, at a press call in the media room, she again exposed her bazooka joe's - this time without the MTV stickers.
It's My Birthday
So I don't really feel like talking shit. I have better things to do. But I figured I would give you the opportunity to flip me some for my special day. What's up Smackaholics?
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Lil' Kim is Not Only a Hoe, but a Lying, Stinking One!
Ok, maybe not stinking (?)
Lil' Kim blow-up doll available without
stretchmarks for a small added fee.
Lil' Kim Jones & Monique Dopwell (personal assistant/hoe-friend), have repeatedly lied through their veneered grills about witnessing their 'homeboys' shooting of another posse's homeboy outside of a radio station back in 2001. Kim & Monique both flatly deny that their men (Kim's bodyguard & her manager) were involved even though they witnessed the shooting. If convicted of perjury and conspiracy charges, the two ghetto bitches could get 30 years in prison.
"They flat-out lied," Assistant U.S. Attorney Daniel Gitner said in his opening statement. "The defendants decided not to honor the oath they took. They decided the oath did not apply to them."
Lil' Kim blow-up doll available without
stretchmarks for a small added fee.
Lil' Kim Jones & Monique Dopwell (personal assistant/hoe-friend), have repeatedly lied through their veneered grills about witnessing their 'homeboys' shooting of another posse's homeboy outside of a radio station back in 2001. Kim & Monique both flatly deny that their men (Kim's bodyguard & her manager) were involved even though they witnessed the shooting. If convicted of perjury and conspiracy charges, the two ghetto bitches could get 30 years in prison.
"They flat-out lied," Assistant U.S. Attorney Daniel Gitner said in his opening statement. "The defendants decided not to honor the oath they took. They decided the oath did not apply to them."
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