Do you think there is any truth to the rumors?
The RUMOR (To TC's lawyer: Don't worry,
it's just a RUMOR, babe!) is..that Rob's wifey poo walked in on the two. Yes, like you think. And supposedly she holds the key to Tommy's possible downfall. (Google it!)
Hmmm...IF it were true, a lot of things would sure fall into place.
(Not that there's anything wrong with that!)
The socialite has been in the capital to promote her new reality show 'My British Best Friend', for which she was auditioning various girls
More of Brit's Bump..
Not looking as good as yesterdays pics.
Well, never really was looking good to begin with. Where's her greasy hubby been lately? Brit has been seen with her little sister a lot, but not ol' Kev.
Well, never really was looking good to begin with. Where's her greasy hubby been lately? Brit has been seen with her little sister a lot, but not ol' Kev.
Britney's Pregnant & Proud to Show it Off!
ALL of it!
How 'bout DEM apples! (and pies, and pasta's...)
How 'bout DEM apples! (and pies, and pasta's...)
Pamela Anderson, Getting Desperate
She isn't exactly getting better with age.
Pam is really starting to scare me. She really looks as though she is trying too hard to stay young and hot.
And just what is that between her tits?
Pam is really starting to scare me. She really looks as though she is trying too hard to stay young and hot.
And just what is that between her tits?
Tori Spelling Looking Ridiculous
Not only is she nasty (in a bad way), but we think she has absolutely no right dressing herself in the mornings.
She hasn't really got the BOHO look down has she?
She hasn't really got the BOHO look down has she?
Angelina, Brad & Maddox
Not that we needed to be convinced anything was going on..
Good for them. They make a sizzling hot couple! What girl wouldn't want to be in the middle!?
Good for them. They make a sizzling hot couple! What girl wouldn't want to be in the middle!?
Paris & Paris
Caption it!
(or just talk shit..)
Check out P&P's new home, which is hideously decorated for the most part.
(or just talk shit..)
Check out P&P's new home, which is hideously decorated for the most part.
Lindsay Throws a Fit at 'Herbie' Premiere
The ending of the movie had a total surprise ending.
To Lindsay, at least.
Apparently, she expected a song she recorded for the movie to be played during some 'big race' scene in the flick. Instead it played during the credits. She pouted, stomped and bitched, "I'm SO angry!" as she was exiting the theater. Her gimps took her aside to let off some steam in a nearby bathroom for nearly 15 minutes. Yeah, we know what Lindsay does in bathrooms.
Princess LL said later, "I was like, 'Whoaaa,' because nobody stays to hear the song in the closing credits.'
Einstein.
To Lindsay, at least.
Apparently, she expected a song she recorded for the movie to be played during some 'big race' scene in the flick. Instead it played during the credits. She pouted, stomped and bitched, "I'm SO angry!" as she was exiting the theater. Her gimps took her aside to let off some steam in a nearby bathroom for nearly 15 minutes. Yeah, we know what Lindsay does in bathrooms.
Princess LL said later, "I was like, 'Whoaaa,' because nobody stays to hear the song in the closing credits.'
Einstein.
The Katie & Tom Mystery Gets Deeper...
Actually it really isn't a mystery at all is it?
To most it is obvious what is happening.
Where was Kate those 16 days?
To most it is obvious what is happening.
Where was Kate those 16 days?
Mena Suvari Swinging the Other Way..
One month after filing divorce from her husband, Mena appears to be coping just fine.
In fact, she recently spent some time at a gay bar with a female friend, with whom she was getting along with quite well we hear. The two ladies left together, hand in hand.
In fact, she recently spent some time at a gay bar with a female friend, with whom she was getting along with quite well we hear. The two ladies left together, hand in hand.
And the Tits Belong to...
...Kelly Osbourne!
(Nice work, 'mix'!)
You guys are too good. You are getting these right off the bat!
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As for my lovely self portrait yesterday, it was posted not only because I love giving the bird, but because someone out there (and YOU know who YOU are!) seems to think that I am 'LaCabarita Susanita'. You know, the gal who won The Smack's guest entry contest last May. Sorry Charlie, but it is not me, and I did not give the award to myself. Although I will admit, a past published pic of myself does look a little like her. (No tan last winter- ha!)
Anyhow mister, now you can cross that off your 'things you hate' list.
Not one, but two readers wrote to inform me of your not-so-subtle blog entry. Thanks guy.
(Nice work, 'mix'!)
You guys are too good. You are getting these right off the bat!
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As for my lovely self portrait yesterday, it was posted not only because I love giving the bird, but because someone out there (and YOU know who YOU are!) seems to think that I am 'LaCabarita Susanita'. You know, the gal who won The Smack's guest entry contest last May. Sorry Charlie, but it is not me, and I did not give the award to myself. Although I will admit, a past published pic of myself does look a little like her. (No tan last winter- ha!)
Anyhow mister, now you can cross that off your 'things you hate' list.
Not one, but two readers wrote to inform me of your not-so-subtle blog entry. Thanks guy.
Jen Says Divorce Due to Brad Cheating
The secrets out according to Page Six.
Jennifer Aniston reveals in an upcoming interview with Vanity Fair that the reason for their breakup was not Jen's unwillingness to bear Brad's babies, but because Brad cheated on her. Jen supposedly told the interviewer that starting a family was never an issue. She is reported to also be 'appalled' by the pics of Angelina & her ex husband posing as an all American ready-made family. Stay tuned..
Jennifer Aniston reveals in an upcoming interview with Vanity Fair that the reason for their breakup was not Jen's unwillingness to bear Brad's babies, but because Brad cheated on her. Jen supposedly told the interviewer that starting a family was never an issue. She is reported to also be 'appalled' by the pics of Angelina & her ex husband posing as an all American ready-made family. Stay tuned..
Keri Russell to do 'Mission: Impossible 3'
Keri will be so very...hot...in M:I3.
Now, what was that about YOU getting the part, Lindsay?
Now, what was that about YOU getting the part, Lindsay?
Lindsay blabbed -very prematurely- to radio station 102.7 KIIS-FM in LA and later on Access Hollywood that SHE was to be the next M:I3 hottie, and that she would be flying to China soon to start filming.
"I actually met with J.J. Abrams, who is directing it. I'm a huge fan of ... Lost and Alias, so hopefully, we will see what happens. If so, I'll be in training for a few weeks, putting on some muscles."
My condolences that it...er..you..didn't work out.
"I actually met with J.J. Abrams, who is directing it. I'm a huge fan of ... Lost and Alias, so hopefully, we will see what happens. If so, I'll be in training for a few weeks, putting on some muscles."
My condolences that it...er..you..didn't work out.
Carson Daly Sheds Pounds
Where'd the pudgy little guy we love to make fun of, go?
On the same diet as Lohan & Richie perhaps?
On the same diet as Lohan & Richie perhaps?
LA Gay Pride Parade 2005
Two main attractions at this year's parade were Anna Nicole Smith & Paris Hilton.
Anna for starters, looked decent but definitely past her prime. Tacky slinky dress, as usual, baring more than it should. Her facial skin looks saggy and loose like an elephants. But hey, compared to how she looked before TrimSpa, I guess she still looks pretty good.
Unless you catch her towards the end of her night.
Is she gaining weight again?
Then there was lovely Paris & the bitch responsible for giving her life, Kathy Hilton. Momma H looked like she was modeling a lampshade and psychedelic 60's tablecloth.
We think this guy does Paris better than Paris!
Anna for starters, looked decent but definitely past her prime. Tacky slinky dress, as usual, baring more than it should. Her facial skin looks saggy and loose like an elephants. But hey, compared to how she looked before TrimSpa, I guess she still looks pretty good.
Unless you catch her towards the end of her night.
Is she gaining weight again?
Then there was lovely Paris & the bitch responsible for giving her life, Kathy Hilton. Momma H looked like she was modeling a lampshade and psychedelic 60's tablecloth.
We think this guy does Paris better than Paris!
'Wacko Jacko Not Guilty' or 'Money Changes Eveything'
I fucking knew it.
Almost weirder than Michael Jackson himself were his fans at the courthouse.
At least this guy in NY knew what was up.
Almost weirder than Michael Jackson himself were his fans at the courthouse.
At least this guy in NY knew what was up.
The Better Looking Sister
Despite her huge nostrils, Nicky will always be hotter than Paris.
But they both will be forever skanks!
Her toe went thataway!
But they both will be forever skanks!
Her toe went thataway!
The Scrawny Ass Belongs to....
But of course!
Nice guess, celebrityrant! :SMACK:
I loved that people thought it was Tom Cruise. That little pansy ass...
Nice guess, celebrityrant! :SMACK:
I loved that people thought it was Tom Cruise. That little pansy ass...
Whitney Houston, Out of Rehab...but is She Clean?
Whitney is finally out of rehab again.
I bet Bobby was pretty stoked to see her once she got out. That or he partied the fucking whole time she was gone. More shit for him! Check out this video clip of Bobby preparing to see Whitney for the first time in a month, and the two of them together the following day. Fucking hillarious.
(Clip courtesy of WOW)
I bet Bobby was pretty stoked to see her once she got out. That or he partied the fucking whole time she was gone. More shit for him! Check out this video clip of Bobby preparing to see Whitney for the first time in a month, and the two of them together the following day. Fucking hillarious.
(Clip courtesy of WOW)
Former Penthouse Pet Dead at 29
Chloe Jones, a former porn star & Penthouse Pet died last Saturday morning.
The reason for her death is not yet known, but it was sudden. She had also done layouts in Playboy and other magazines. She quit the adult video business last year. Chloe would have been 30 on June 17th. She leaves behind three children. An 8 yr old girl and 7 yr old twin boys.
The reason for her death is not yet known, but it was sudden. She had also done layouts in Playboy and other magazines. She quit the adult video business last year. Chloe would have been 30 on June 17th. She leaves behind three children. An 8 yr old girl and 7 yr old twin boys.
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