Britney's Mom Boobs Thank You

A HUGE THANKS to Eric & Pat, the first two to donate to the Britney Spears Bra Fund!
We are on our way, mofos! BUCK UP!! The bitch needs our help!

Tara Turpentine

Tara is showing no signs of slowing down!


Excuse me Miss, you dropped your ASS!

She

just

oozes

class!

Guess Who?

I would never have guessed.
Not in a million years..

Caption This!

Pam & Lindsay gettin' comfy..

Britzilla

So much for the short hairdo, she's snapped on her fake old ratty ponytail once again.

One thing is for sure, that kid won't go hungry!!

Join Our New Forum..

Who knows whether this will fly or not, but it's worth a try.
Check out the new Celebrity Smack message board. Must register to post!

Be patient, I just managed to put it together. Nothing fancy as of yet.

It's FRIDAY!!!

Once again, this Spicy bitch is heading out of town.
I leave you with a pissed off -and fucked up- Lindsay.

Throwing shit at the photographers. Nice Cheeto Fingers!

Spicy Pants will see you back here on SUNDAY!

Jack Osbourne Gets His Shit Together

All I can say is WOW, what a difference!

Jude Law is a DICK

Fuck him.
He isn't even worth the bandwidth to post his rat-ass -picture.

Of Course You All Have Heard of the Recent Mariah Carey Nipple Slip..

I am finally mentioning it because now I have a pic to post with it.
What fun is posting about a juicy nipple-slip without a pic? Fuck that shit! Well here, since you already know the story behind it just shut the fuck up and enjoy.

Still don't know if this is 100% legit or not, but I think it actually is.

Natalie Portman Turns Heads

Ya think that guy's wife will be pissed when she sees this pic floating around on the net?

Can't blame him!

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Nicole Richie checking herself while shopping.

Britney Cuts Her Hair

She is making grandmothers everywhere jealous.
Add a tint of blue maybe?

One tit in California, and one in New York....

Lindsay Lohan & Nicole Richie PEZ Candy?

I had NO IDEA that Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan had PEZ dispensers made in their honor!
Sheesh, where have I been?

Looking More Like PEZ Dispensers Daily.

Well, they supposedly DO love their candy..

Tom Cruise Kills Oprah

Thanks usako for the link.

Click here, complete with music


It made me laugh my ass off too!

Nothing We Haven't Seen Before..

Except maybe this time it is covered up...and vacant.

Pamela sunbathing for your pleasure.

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Nick & Jess posing on her 25th birthday

It's the Weekend...Party Like Your Anna Nicole!

Avril Gets Pissed

As in, pissed drunk!
Looks like the bride to be knows how to par-tay!

Her girlfriend looks like a whore though...

Britney Looking Better Than Ever

I can't believe it either.
I haven't seen her look this decent since gettin' wit dat hobo, yo.

No sweetie, KEVIN holds the golden ticket. A ticket to ride. That's what hobo's do ya know.

Hilary Duff Jumps on the Barbie Bandwagon

Didn't take long for her to be 'transformed' by fame.


New teeth (and a mouthfull at that) and a dramatic weight loss have officially made Hilary a member of the Hollywood Barbies. Doesn't anyone have an identity anymore? No more lookin like the girl next door, Ms. Duff is now hangin' with the likes of Lindsay & Nicole in the weight department, and Mr. Ed in the mouth department. Does her nose and/or lips look a bit different as well? I'm sure she just lost the weight for a role, right? HA!

Spicy Pants is Headed to Oregon This Weekend

I am leaving you with a variety of pics I haven't gotten around to posting.
You'll have to come up with your own SMACK talk...



PS I also have a kickass (HUGE FILE) pic of Rachel Hunter sitting in the sun completely nude. She must've known the cameras were watching because she is totally striking a diva pose. Want to see? Email me and I'll get it out to you as soon as I return. :) Have a great weekend, mofos! See you MONDAY or TUESDAY!


**
SPECIAL SHOUTOUT to my girl, TAMMY! I didn't know you read this shit daily! HA! Love Ya Babe! See ya soon!**

Jessica's Latest Nip Slip

Oops, she did it again.

Nice Ass Kimberly!

Like her buddy Paris, Kimberly Stewart has a non-existant dumpy ass.

This one's for you Marie!

Whose Ass?

Whose ass is it this time?
Hmmmm?

MC Loca- The Mistress of Deception!

We all remember MC Loca's 'Emancipation' CD and the airbrushed cover making her look much thinner than she really is.
She has really gone to the extreme this time. She has taken to airbrushing her body to make herself appear 'ripped'. Check out these fucking lame painted on abs of steel.

Madonna and Mariah are at the top of my list right now for diva bitches who need their fucking asses kicked into reality. These stupid twats have completely forgotten about their roots and what it is like to live an average life. I honestly don't think either of them are thankfull for what they have. Anyhow, my rant is over.
Like I said, I am in a shitty mood.

Tara Reid's Body Starting to Match Her Tits?

Looks like the once rail-thin Tara has been eating (or drinking) her way to a fuller body.

Ooooh! I made another post about someone's weight gain! Panties in a wad, please!
Sorry, but
I am in a really shit mood today. Grrrr...

Kirsten's Junk in the Trunk

Kirsten Dunst is looking a bit dimply.

Caption This Trash!

Lindsay Couture

Would you be caught dead in this?

The scariest thing is that you just KNOW she will have her own line of clothing one day..


We All Know Nicole has Lost a Ton of Weight..

But it's when you see a before and after picture that it really hits home.