Yes, 'Big Bird Bitch' was Kimberly Stewart..
Many of you thought it was Lindsay Lohan, but here is another picture that shows otherwise.
See how she carries herself like a vulture?
I agree though, it DID look like Lindsay..
See how she carries herself like a vulture?
I agree though, it DID look like Lindsay..
The 2005 VMA's
Of course I have to comment on my favorite's..
Jessica does her impression of a slutty French maid,
and Nick does his impression of a clueless husband.
Ashley, you are trying too hard to look like your sister or Xtina..
we can't figure out which though..
Hilary Duff looks like an elfin fairy, (can they have horse teeth?)
all she needs are the wings and wand..
Lindsay doing her impression of Kim Cattrall..
And of course, the VMA's wouldn't be the same without
a couple of party sluts on board!
Jessica does her impression of a slutty French maid,and Nick does his impression of a clueless husband.
Ashley, you are trying too hard to look like your sister or Xtina..we can't figure out which though..
Hilary Duff looks like an elfin fairy, (can they have horse teeth?)all she needs are the wings and wand..
Lindsay doing her impression of Kim Cattrall..
And of course, the VMA's wouldn't be the same withouta couple of party sluts on board!
Those Brows Could Only Belong to the Prettiest of Pretty..
...Carmine Gotti.
Surprised they're not bitches brows? Those Snotty Gawdy Gotti's are the prettiest boy bitches in the spotlight right now. I can't stand those little whining spoiled savage tan fucks. I'm still waiting for their fucking record to come out.
Carmine's eyebrows appear to be perfectly waxed and carefully glued into place. I wonder just how long it takes these little snots to primp everyday?
Damn, you guys are too effin' good at this! Props to all who guessed correctly!
Surprised they're not bitches brows? Those Snotty Gawdy Gotti's are the prettiest boy bitches in the spotlight right now. I can't stand those little whining spoiled savage tan fucks. I'm still waiting for their fucking record to come out.
Carmine's eyebrows appear to be perfectly waxed and carefully glued into place. I wonder just how long it takes these little snots to primp everyday?
Damn, you guys are too effin' good at this! Props to all who guessed correctly!
Xtina & Dita, a Sight for Sore Eyes
Christina Aguilera & Dita Von Teese looking delicious!
Not your run-of-the-mill Hollywood starlets...
Not your run-of-the-mill Hollywood starlets...
Introducing Lucy Liu
We loved all of the name suggestions.
You cracked my ass up on some of those names. After lots of thought, we have decided to name her Lucy. (kentuckybelle you suggested Lucy!) Lucy Liu to be exact. She is very scared and timid in her new home right now. We are trying to make her transition a good one.
I'll keep you all updated.
You guys ROCK!
You cracked my ass up on some of those names. After lots of thought, we have decided to name her Lucy. (kentuckybelle you suggested Lucy!) Lucy Liu to be exact. She is very scared and timid in her new home right now. We are trying to make her transition a good one.
I'll keep you all updated.
You guys ROCK!
Britney Needs a New Hairdresser
Her extensions look like hell.
Im, sorry, she just really grosses me out. She's just...dirty.
Im, sorry, she just really grosses me out. She's just...dirty.
Smackaholics...I Need Help!
Most likely getting a new puppy tomorrow.
After a week and a half of looking through every shellter/rescue/classified ad online for a new dog and meeting a few in person, I think I have found my next true love.
Her breeder dubbed her "Sweetie Girl" and she is 3 mos. old. She is a Rat Terrier.
Anyhow, whether or not it is 'Sweetie' who comes home with me I have to come up with a name.
A name for a female. Anyone have any groovy-ass name ideas?
I would love to hear name suggestions from you!
After a week and a half of looking through every shellter/rescue/classified ad online for a new dog and meeting a few in person, I think I have found my next true love.
Her breeder dubbed her "Sweetie Girl" and she is 3 mos. old. She is a Rat Terrier.
Anyhow, whether or not it is 'Sweetie' who comes home with me I have to come up with a name.
A name for a female. Anyone have any groovy-ass name ideas?
I would love to hear name suggestions from you!
Big Bird Bitch
Kimberly Stewart looking gorgeous as usual in her grandma couture.
The bitch must be high most of the time. I tend to believe the heroin rumors, there are so many sign pointing towards it. Not being able to dress isn't exactly one of them, but it should be.
The bitch must be high most of the time. I tend to believe the heroin rumors, there are so many sign pointing towards it. Not being able to dress isn't exactly one of them, but it should be.
Hayden Panettiere and Paris Hilton Party
Hayden Panettiere and Paris Hilton dance and party the night away.
Drinking, clubbing, skankin' and smoking. Never mind that Hayden (Racing Stripes) is a mere girlish fifteen years of age. (Thanks Steffi, I stand corrected, she turned 16 a couple days ago) Hell no, Hollywood doesn't care. Hollywood never cares. (Neither do the bars/clubs who serve them)
What sort of parents does Hayden have anyhow?!
Drinking, clubbing, skankin' and smoking. Never mind that Hayden (Racing Stripes) is a mere girlish fifteen years of age. (Thanks Steffi, I stand corrected, she turned 16 a couple days ago) Hell no, Hollywood doesn't care. Hollywood never cares. (Neither do the bars/clubs who serve them)
What sort of parents does Hayden have anyhow?!
Elizabeth Hurley Topless Sunbathing
I completely forgot I had this picture.
So I must post it before purging it from my puter.
Nice hooters, Liz! Oh, and can I have a copy of the picture you are taking of your snatch?
So I must post it before purging it from my puter.
Nice hooters, Liz! Oh, and can I have a copy of the picture you are taking of your snatch?
Nicky Hilton Folows in Lindsay's Footsteps
She decides to go back to blonde.
And she looks horrendous! I have always thought she looked better with the black hair, but now I have no doubt. She looks a lot like Tara Turpentine here, except with an even worse taste in fashion. My great-grandmother wore that shit back in the 60's, and it looked better on her than it does Ms Hilton.☻
And she looks horrendous! I have always thought she looked better with the black hair, but now I have no doubt. She looks a lot like Tara Turpentine here, except with an even worse taste in fashion. My great-grandmother wore that shit back in the 60's, and it looked better on her than it does Ms Hilton.☻
Lindsay Lohan Looks Like She is 40 Already.
A hard 40 at that...
Just what hope is there for this already burned out 19 year old? She looks like one of those bar fleas you see hanging around, cigarette hanging out of her mouth and a gin on the rocks in front of her. Open sores on her ankles with no socks wearing fake leather woven shoes & always talking above the music. Eyes always shifting around the room madly, as if she is going to miss something. She steadily sways on her barstool, rambling on about how good she once was.
It's just so easy to predict.
Just what hope is there for this already burned out 19 year old? She looks like one of those bar fleas you see hanging around, cigarette hanging out of her mouth and a gin on the rocks in front of her. Open sores on her ankles with no socks wearing fake leather woven shoes & always talking above the music. Eyes always shifting around the room madly, as if she is going to miss something. She steadily sways on her barstool, rambling on about how good she once was.
It's just so easy to predict.
Britney is Beautiful in Black
I can't believe I am saying it, but I think she actually looks great in this outfit.
You know how much I love to shit talk Brit, but this time I'll lay off. I think she looks classy and actually somewhat demure. THIS is what a beautiful glowing pregnant woman should look like. Bravo Brit!
You know how much I love to shit talk Brit, but this time I'll lay off. I think she looks classy and actually somewhat demure. THIS is what a beautiful glowing pregnant woman should look like. Bravo Brit!
What's in the Wallet, Nicole?
Lindsay, you need to skip a lunch.
You're looking a bit thick compared to Nicole.
Oh, and nice shoes!
You're looking a bit thick compared to Nicole.
Oh, and nice shoes!
Kimberly Stewart Sticks Foot in Pie Hole
Kimberly Stewart recently said that Jennifer Aniston is homely.
To be exact..."I like Jennifer because she’s, you know, homely. She obviously has to have something else. It’s not like she’s gorgeous or anything."
Imagine that shit. The fucking ugliest heroin skank in Hollywood calling Jen homely. What fucking world does Kim live in?
Oh yeah.. a pretty distorted one.
Jen read the interview and later told Vanity Fair, "It literally ruined my night. I got my feelings very hurt, actually." After Kim heard that she sent flowers.
Gee, thanks for the flowers, bitch.
To be exact..."I like Jennifer because she’s, you know, homely. She obviously has to have something else. It’s not like she’s gorgeous or anything."
Imagine that shit. The fucking ugliest heroin skank in Hollywood calling Jen homely. What fucking world does Kim live in?
Oh yeah.. a pretty distorted one.
Jen read the interview and later told Vanity Fair, "It literally ruined my night. I got my feelings very hurt, actually." After Kim heard that she sent flowers.
Gee, thanks for the flowers, bitch.
Tara Reid Shows Off Her Bod Some More
I absolutely love gawking at her.
There's so much to look at, and she has no shame. Especially after a bottle or three of wine. Will Tara Turpentine ever snap out of the forever college slut syndrome?
When leering at her pics I always have the urge to lick my thumb and smooth out her tummy...
There's so much to look at, and she has no shame. Especially after a bottle or three of wine. Will Tara Turpentine ever snap out of the forever college slut syndrome?
When leering at her pics I always have the urge to lick my thumb and smooth out her tummy...
Holy Shit, I Made it Back Finally!
Thanks for hangin' in there.
I almost didn't make it back today either. My week has been crazy. I'm pretty pissed..my dog died on me this weekend. Fucking lame. So for my 1st post back, I give you Betty.
Betty - 09/22/04-08/14/05
I almost didn't make it back today either. My week has been crazy. I'm pretty pissed..my dog died on me this weekend. Fucking lame. So for my 1st post back, I give you Betty.
Betty - 09/22/04-08/14/05
Sincerely, Spicy Pants.
This time it is me, Spicy Pants, who has issues.
My computer is O-U-T. (Need a new ethernet cable and don't have time to get one until next week.) Lucky for me, my husband has a computer too, so I am posting on his. I am out of town from Friday until Monday, again. (Summer RULES!) Hopefully I should have this shit up and moving again by Tuesday.
Never fear, Smackaholics, for Spicy Pants will be BACK! In the meantime, all you lurkers can check out the forums. They aren't doing so hot, so help them survive. (or not!)
Have a kickass weekend, get your groove on, (but NOT like Stella did!) and be safe about it, alright?
MUAH!
-Spicy Pants!
(PS...See my comment under the Brit preggers post. Gracias!)
My computer is O-U-T. (Need a new ethernet cable and don't have time to get one until next week.) Lucky for me, my husband has a computer too, so I am posting on his. I am out of town from Friday until Monday, again. (Summer RULES!) Hopefully I should have this shit up and moving again by Tuesday.
Never fear, Smackaholics, for Spicy Pants will be BACK! In the meantime, all you lurkers can check out the forums. They aren't doing so hot, so help them survive. (or not!)
Have a kickass weekend, get your groove on, (but NOT like Stella did!) and be safe about it, alright?
MUAH!
-Spicy Pants!
(PS...See my comment under the Brit preggers post. Gracias!)
Britney Leaves Nothing to the Imagination
Wearing nothing more than a bikini and Kabbalah string.
"Kev can't wait 'til there out ta here..."
"OJ really hits the spot when yur huntin' gators!"
"Kev can't wait 'til there out ta here..."
"OJ really hits the spot when yur huntin' gators!"
Kate Hudson You are One HOT Siren!
Move over Angelina!
I may have a new fantasy focal point after seeing these pics of Kate looking as hot as hell could possibly allow.
What a sweet ass!
I may have a new fantasy focal point after seeing these pics of Kate looking as hot as hell could possibly allow.
What a sweet ass!
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