Cancer Sucks

Spicy's step-dad was diagnosed with a brain tumor yesterday.
After experiencing bizarre symptoms Tuesday night he was rushed to the hospital and was diagnosed yesterday with the growth. He will be having brain surgery tomorrow at Noon PST.
Send up good thoughts for him.

Lindsay Lohan Shooting a Video in NYC

I know a lot of people will hate her outfit here, but I love it.




Lindsay doing a Marilyn pose..


















I don't like her hairstyle. I think it looks too much like
the dress!
















Her flat bangs are totally in the way of her eyes, which looked great, what a shame.




If only her hair were that deep auburn again it would have really looked great. But for her usual, I think she looks fantastic, and you know how I'd like to SMACK her!

Brit, Kev & Little Sean P

They look like freakin' satelittle images.


Matching do's! How darling. :gag:






















And what's up with Kevin's shirt?

Caution: Slow

Just a warning.
Working a double tomorrow, and then basically non-stop until Friday afternoon when I head out of town for 3 days. I'll try and work a few posts in before the weekend, but if not I apologize. Thanks for understanding, mofos.

And now, and oldie but a damn goodie!
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Xtina's Bachelorette Party

Christina Aguilera had her bachelorette party in Cabo San Lucas.















Waving to the camera whi
le still maintaining a 'sexy' pose..










Egad, Christina...you're looking a bit like someone else I know..
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Oh dear, the hair! Darling, get a hot oil treatment, asap!
















Someday, Xtina, you will look back at these pics and laugh..



...hysterically.

Lindsay Gets Extensions

And what the hell...where'd the red go anyhow?

Lindsay goes in like a lion...



















...and comes out like a lamb.

First Pics of Brit's Babe

Not that you can see a whole lot, but here ya go.



Lynne Spears & Britney with Sean Preston, aka, Damien.


Look, grandma even sports the Britney hillbilly -scrunchie up-do!











Grandma Spears coddling the new monkey child..

Nicole and DJ AM Go to Disneyland

Awhhh, doesn't Nicole look cute?
Can't say as much for her boyfriend...
no matter how 'cool' he is. I'm sure he's
a nice guy and all, just not much to look at.



Jenny McCarthy Pisses Herself on the Howard Stern Show

Thanks to the tickle chair.


Damn girl! Should have emptied your bladder before getting tickled!

(A bababooey day to you all!)

Ashton and Demi Finally Tie the Knot

Last night they made it official at a home in Beverly Hills.


Yaaaaay...


Mariah Carey Started a New Hollywood Trend

Getting your picture taken with a homeless person, preferably while giving them money or affection.






















Nicole & Paris run into the same bum? Could it be?

































Looks like Lindsay & Jessica also ran into the same bum. On different days.





Hmmm...homeless men,
stalkers or just plain ol'
orchestrated positive publicity?



Sheryl Crow Gets Caught With Her Top Off

Watch out, she'll poke yer eye out!

Junk in JLo's Trunk

No anorexia here, that's fo' shizzle!

No wonder we never get to glimpse that ass!


Kimberly Stewart Between Extensions

Flashing a peace sign like she's Lindsay Lohan..

I would have pegged her to be Team Jolie.

She actually looks better without that horse hair.


(Still looking to replace these pics, thanks to FLICKR revoking my account..)

Britney Takes a Break

Brit takes a load off.
I can almost hear the baby screaming from the nursery...

Molly Ringwald Related to the Runaway Bride?

That or they both have the same eye 'condition'.



Paris, Singular?

So Mr. Paris didn't go with Ms. Paris to the Emmys.
And hasn't been seen with Ms. Paris in a month.
Rumors are swirling!


When asked about why her fiance did not attend
the awards show with her Paris said, "He's at home
with the dog.."

Other rumors are saying that Ms. Paris has been
flirting quite heavily with
Ricardo Mansur at a
recent photoshoot. Yeah, he's a dorky dude too.

Not that she is known for being the classiest broad..
..but
Lizzie recently took this pic with Hulk Hogan as he unknowingly tossed her clamato in the air for all to view. I'm sure she just completely forgot about the fact that she wasn't wearing any underwear.

Jada Pinkett Smith...For Real?


Damn, that mama is scary as fuck when she sings!















Reminds me of Chris Rock in CB4!


Lindsay, Back to Her Roots

Finally.
Although I still liked the deeper, darker, more auburn red. Blonde just did not do that freckled fanny any justice..


Do I see a tummy?

Thank You, Brenda Strong for Sacrificing Your Feet.

This basically sums up what I think of the Emmys, and other similar awards shows.
(Music Awards excluded, of course.)

Extravagent, uncomfortable, can't breathe, calloused, narrow, fake, fucking ouch- get me the hell out of this shit!

Caption the Ladies!

Now that's a lineup!

Hilary Duff Looks Sick

Her skin is pale, her eyes hollow, not to mention that she has NO body to speak of anymore.

She really looks bad. Wonder if she is another one of Hollywood's speed freaks? I highly doubt she got that skinny from eating her greens and running the treadmill. And her tits...gone. Her body had to eat them. It was starving!













You're almost to your goal weight, Hilary!

















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Jessica Alba Got it Goin' On!

I'm a little late on posting these...
But surely, the pics had to be posted.

Jessica has one of the hottest bods in Hollywood. She looks fit and trim but there are no ribs or gaunt face on this doll.

















The shark moves in for the kill!








Kate Moss Gets Caught Doing Lines

It's a wonder someone didn't get the pics years ago.

Ms. Moss, her loser boyfriend Pete Doherty, and friends (including Mick Jones of The Clash) did numerous fatties after she chopped em up and laid em out.

Really shocking news isn't it? Oh, but there are SO many more who just haven't had their pics taken yet..

(Mirror)

The Anti-Christ is Born

Britney had the little bastard today.

And can you believe US Magazine already has a cover whipped up? Of course you can.

She supposedly gave birth via C-section around 1pm today in Santa Monica. The kid hasn't been officially named yet, but the rumor is it is going to be Preston Michael Spears Federline. (Can I call him Prest Fed? ) Only Celebrity Smack has the first pics of the new baby!
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Tyra Banks Before & After

I haven't watched Tyra's new talk show, and I doubt I ever will.
But Ms. Banks did do something pretty groovy on her show yesterday. She showed pics of herself before and after being airbrushed and tweaked.



The quality of these pics are horrid, but it is still pretty cool to check out.

(Lost pics thanks to Flickr..)

Fashion Show Hotties

Anna Kournikova and Jamie-Lynn DiScala attended the Monique Lhuillier Spring 2006 fashion show today and looked absolutely stunning.
(Due to Flickr revoking my account, this pic no longer available.)

The two women had to have dropped jaws as they entered the room. Both looking very classy and sexy without being overdone. THIS is the way it should be done. Too bad many other young women in Hollywood can't take their lead.

Caption Eva!

Lindsay Lohan Wearing the Latest Hot Accessory

The ugly sidekick/friend/dude!
Every young Hollywood babe has one now, make sure you get yours before they're all gone!


Damn LL, you're thigh looks bigger than a lumberjacks in this pic. At least you are gaining some damn weight!