Jessica Still Wears Her Ring

...around her neck.

Probably on the advice of her Daddy.

How sad. Jess used to stand for everything that Hollywood wasn't. Didn't take long for her to be corrupted, did it?

Pimp Mama Mimi

Oozing wealth, no doubt.



Paris & Her Brunette Wig

What ever for?

You know she isn't trying to dodge paparazzi or anything. Blonde or brunette, a skank is a skank is a skank.


Christina & Jordy's Reception Pics

Christina says she might change her name to Maria Bratman.

She says, "I'll probably always be Christina Aguilera professionally, but I'm thinking of changing some legal things and going by my middle name Maria and his last name."
Any baby Bratman's in the future? Xtina says, "We definitely, definitely want to have children. I think we will probably start trying when we wrap up my next world tour and I'm very, very excited about that."

So That's What Lindsay Looks Like Without the Mystic Tan

Here she is, minus the spray tan, on the set of "Bobby".

Tara's Boobs Gettin' Bigger?

Or did girlfriend finally invest in a good bra?

Dont' Look Madge in the Eye

You'll turn to stone!

More of Topless Moss

Kate Moss during a photo shoot in St. Barth.

Venture to say her modeling days are numbered?

Victoria Silvstedt

...Anna Nicole's long lost sister.

'Jemoney' You're on Da Money

Nice guess, you were the first to answer baby #9 correctly!

Dave Navarro was the kid on Mom's lap. Meeoooow...

Shakira on TRL

Shakira looks like she's caught in the 80's.

The black nylons, shop rag dress and Material Girl jewelry all look like hell. Might I go out on a limb and say the boots are dreadfull as well? I know all of young Hollywood are into the 80's chunky wooden heel, slouchy leather foldover knee boot. But not me. I wouldn't be caught dead in them, even if I did live in LA. The thing is, I remember when that shit was popular the last time around. I am still embarassed when I see myself wearing those boots in pictures with oversize cowl neck sweater dresses and braided ribbon barretts in my hair.

(BTW, if you're too young to remember..DON'T ASK!)

Keep the Guesses Rolling in...

..we still don't have a winner of Who's the Baby #9!

Hint: He still has perfectly arched (and waxed!) eyebrows.

Jack Osbourne & His Babe

I'm impressed, she's a cutie.





















But she does need to do away with the panty show. And Jack needs to do something about that hair!

Spicy Links!

Johnny Knoxville is a Jackass. *PopSugar*

Paris & Nicole, once again playing stupid all the way to the bank. *The Bosh*

Lots of celebrity before and after pics, some are uglier than hell. *JustJared*

Her lumps...her lumps her lumps her lumps. *HollywoodTuna*

Jen & Vince engaged? *Glitterati*

Jessica, Free at Last

Showing off her newly bare ring finger.

Who's the Baby? (#9)

Care to guess?

Lindsay Tries on Engagement Rings

And why the hell not, rings are getting thrown around in Hollywood right now like there is no tomorrow.



























Lindsay is still carrying her camera
around everywhere. In case of an accident?

Looks Like Ben Affleck is Going to be a Great Daddy

His dogs think so at least. :)

Cisco & Mischa

The hippies are getting married.


Another made in Hollywood marriage..comin' up! If they even get THAT far.

Brad & Angie with Babies in Tow

Look who's leading the pack, it's Mommy.

How much you wanna make a bet she is the pants wearing one who calls all the shots?

Lindsay Takes Some Pics of Her Own

She'll have a camera full of creepy, old, fat guy pics..


a.k.a. paparazzi.


Kimberly Stewart & Talan Torriero, Engagement Called Off

So who gets to keep the honkin' CZ ring?

Kim & Tal released a joint statement regarding the relationship, "It was just too soon to enter into a lifelong commitment. It is better to have a brief engagement than a short marriage. The couple continue to share their time together and remain open to whatever the future may hold."

Talan you obviously sobered up at some point. Whew!

Spicy Links

Paris Latsis & Stavros Niarchos fight over Ms. Hilton, then Stavros pukes. *The Celebrity Blog*

Tom Cruise is #1! *Glitterati*

I knew Mariah Carey reminded me of someone.. *D-Listed*

Johnny Knoxville & Jared Leto can't be tied down ya know. *Page Six via My Way*

Lindsay's tattoo and tiny ass up close *Nosy Snoop*

Nicole Richie's new book reviewed *WOW