Happy New Year Bastards!

Holy shit, it's almost 2006!

Amazing how fast last year went by. Yeah, I know everyone says that every year, but seriously, I swear the pasts clock was slower than the presents.

Anyhow, Mr. & Mrs. Spicy are heading out for some fun in the snow this weekend for our '06 New Years drunkfest. Posting will resume on Monday. (Or Tuesday if the weekend really kicked my ass.)
Have fun smackaholics, but don't drive mofos. It took someone in my family dying a few years ago for me to learn that lesson...and besides, you don't want to end up like these poor bastards do ya?



























































































































































So live it up, have fun with your friends/lover, make a toast, and hopefully get some trim this New Years Eve. We'll see you in '06.

Bikini Bitches

Practically every celebrity babe is wearing a bikini this time of year.
'Tis the season you know.

Spicy herself has been to 9 islands in the Caribbean (my favorite place on the map) so I'm jealous that everyone in the world is there but me right now. Well, they are either there, the Bahamas or Hawaii. We have already seen Ricky Martin in his bikini, as well as bikini whores Paris & Nicky.

Here's Lindsay Lohan in Miami wearing her aqua bikini. At least she can fill one out these days. Well, almost. About as well as her 11 year old sister.




































































Next we have Uma Thurman in the Caribbean with her kids and boyfriend. Girlfriend got herself some curves. And bad posture.








































Had to throw in some more Paris & Nicky...you know, to add some class to this post.




































Speaking of class, here's our favorite slutty drunk, Tara Reid. Smoking, drinking and whoring her way to the New Year!

Paris Chases the Crabs Away

Or picks at a scab...or scratches an itch.


Who knows maybe she is even applying a topical cream...

Ricky Martin Gayly Frolicking in the Caribbean

Sun, sand, oily bodies and speedos.

Lindsay Loses Her Sense of Style

That girl either looks absolutely fabulous or disastrously heinous.

I'll let you decide which she is in this pic taken at JFK airport in NY.

Does anything match here?

Britney Wears the Pants in the Family

But this time it looks as if she is wearing Kevin's pants!

No wonder she is out looking for a new pair.




























She is also proudly sporting her trademark ghetto bargain basement (way too long) horsetail extensions. Just who is her hairdresser? Her little sister? Does she do her own? I figure it must be the same hairdresser as Kevin's. Would it be so out of line to dye Brit's roots and trim her mop before weaving that shit in?
Guess the Fed's have to cut corners in order to support Kevin's party-train lifestyle. Ya think?

Osama bin Laden's Niece

So what do you think about her being in January's GQ magazine?


"Osama bin Laden's niece, in an interview with GQ magazine in which she appears scantily clad, says she has nothing in common with the al-Qaida leader and simply wants acceptance by Americans. "Everyone relates me to that man, and I have nothing to do with him," Wafah Dufour, the daughter of bin Laden's half brother, Yeslam Binladin, says in the January edition of the magazine, referring to the al-Qaida leader. "I want to be accepted here, but I feel that everybody's judging me and rejecting me," said the California-born Dufour, a law graduate who lives in New York. "Come on, where's the American spirit? Accept me. I want to be embraced, because my values are like yours. And I'm here. I'm not hiding." Dufour, who adopted her mother's maiden name after the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks that have been blamed on bin Laden, appears in several provocative photos in the magazine." Washington Post

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The Hiltons in Maui

Here's Momma, Paris & Nicky living the life this holiday season.



Momma wouldn't dare expose that albino rump roast body to the suns harmful rays. However we do get a glimpse of her cankles. Yay us.













On the other hand, Nicky & sister Paris are always more than eager to make up for Mom's modesty. Paris adjusts her triangle top as to make sure a nipple slip is inevitable. If by chance the nip-slip should falter, Paris has carefully selected a white bikini for a see-through-when-wet showcasing of the areolas.




Nicky, you really are a piss poor excuse for a bulimic. You have curves. Haven't you learned anything from your sister?!