However, these pics remind me of a hilarious fucking story a guy recently told my husband and I while we were hanging out at our local watering hole.
(Being as sick as I am I feel I must share this with you. But be forewarned. This story is nastier than Paris herself.)
Somehow while chatting with the bar patron our conversation turned foul. You know how a few drinks can do that. Anyhow, the guy told us about some girl friends of his who had gone to a bachelorette party where there was a male (gag me) stripper. During one of his 'performances' Mr. Schlong tore apart his tear-off thong and flung it across the room. At that same moment one of the girls got something in her eye. All night and the next day it bothered her. She finally went to an optometrist and had her eye examined. What the doctor found was one of the most disturbing things I could imagine. It was a crab, aka pube lice, that flew out of the strippers thong and into her eye.
So there you have it. What can I say, Paris and her goofy fucked up eye reminded me of that, and I just HAD to share!