Britney Shopping at Fred Segal

I love the dress, but it looks like shit on her!

Brit send that rag to me would you? I would wear it the way it was meant to be worn.
I swear, if her lazy ass just made a tiny bit of effort she really wouldn't look so bad. She always looks like she just rolled out of bed and hasn't showered for days.

"I wish my hair was thicker, and I wish my feet were prettier. My toes are really ugly. I wish my ears were smaller. And my nose could be smaller too." -Britney Spears

Britney, we would settle for a little brushing of the hair, an occasional bath, some fresh faced makeup and a real haircut for starters..