Not So True Quotes From Britney

As she and little SP chill in Hawaii.

"I wish 'shrinkage' applied to girls too, y'all!"



















"Ain't no mama like our little Sean P's hired help. Y'all, really, she does a way better job than
I ever could ..and Sean knows this."













Thumbin' a ride?

"Will y'all come and pick me up? All this water treading has made me tired! And hungry!"












"
Did someon
e say Cheetos?!"























"No, it's not a Kabbalah bracelet. It's pro-a
na. It's my new thing."