"I wish 'shrinkage' applied to girls too, y'all!"

"Ain't no mama like our little Sean P's hired help. Y'all, really, she does a way better job than I ever could ..and Sean knows this."

Thumbin' a ride?
"Will y'all come and pick me up? All this water treading has made me tired! And hungry!"

"
Did someone say Cheetos?!"

"No, it's not a Kabbalah bracelet. It's pro-ana. It's my new thing."
