Smack Letters

Since being gone for the past few weeks, I have received quite a few emails, both naughty and nice.
I don't have time to email everyone back, but I figured I could post a few here and you could comment.
Let's start with my favorite email this month, and possibly of
all time..


Subject: (no subject)
Date: 3/24/2006 10:18:54 A.M. Pacific Standard Time
From: crazytlazyme@yahoo.com

'"BITCH you got a lot of muthafuckin nerve sittin up here callin lil kim and monique hoes. U don't understand cause they goin through real shit while yo white ass sittin at home watchin laguna bitch and eatin fritos. THAT"S WHY WHITE MUTHAFUCKAS LIKE U AIN"T GOT SHIT cause you selfish and soooooooooooooooooooooooooo
fuckin stupid bitch you THE HOE NOT KIM BITCH"

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Subject: Just a theory...
Date: 4/4/2006 10:24:52 A.M. Pacific Standard Time
From: (protected)@yahoo.com


"Hey Spicy,

I have a question...totally on Tom & Katie...whaddaya think about the possibility that they are getting the swimming pool or some other water containing device to prepare for the birth? Seems pretty likely that it would be the MOST silent it could POSSIBLY be, especially if they all wore scuba masks with just the little 'J" airtube thingy and NO OXYGEN tanks of course...she could be weighted down to a certain level therefore her tube could still stick out and she could breathe, she wouldn't scream for fear of drowning! Remember Kelly Preston and John Travolta? They were gonna do it but she SCREAMED for the epidural after trying for so long and eventually gave birth outta the water...such HYPOCRITES if you ask me, they had the son with Kawasaki's disease and the "we don't like drugs, vitamins cure all" Scientology crap went out the window, bitch took her kid to EVERY LEADING DR. SHE COULD and along the way, medical tests, drugs, and ANYTHING she could get to help cure it or control it, she shoulda just increased his dosage of Flintstones vitamins huh? I may sound harsh, I would have done the same for any of mine, BUT it just seems kinda lame to not practice what you preach don't you think? Just a thought, watch Katie and Tom try that, I betcha they do, my idea is far fetched but you never know!"

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To: celebritysmack@gmail.com
Date: Mar 22, 2006 4:58 AM
Subject: Mariah Carey


Hey


Here are a few thoughts about Mariah Carey,from a single male perspective ;
I think she immensely disturbed mentally and whether it is a combinations of childhood and life experienced traumas will not change those facts.I mean disturbed compare to most overall acknowledged and accepted ways of behavioral interactions as well as state of mind, for 2006 of course this may and will change with time.
From her point of view we are probably the disturbed ones .
Mariah is amazingly talented and extremely gifted in terms of the frequency range that her voice can reach and sustained and the way she can modulate and shape it to will .
Mariah is NOT the best singer in the world ,in fact at low output her voice is rather nasal and has overtones that are sibilant and somewhat dull and uncontrolled ,overall she is at best when she is powering it up and using the attributes mentioned above.
I have not heard all of her work nor do i care to and is only based on extremely little informations and samples of her work and this is only one aspect of one musician opinion.
Mariah is also an amazingly gifted performer on stage whether you love her work or not this can not be denied and the fact that she is almost nude most of the time is for most male ,heaven.
Mariah chooses to waste what seems to be an fabulous potential with POP,HIP-HOP and RAP crap that constantly redefine the word and are overall as meaningless ,redundant ,worthless and musically inert as music can be.
Mariah chose extreme wealth over pure amazing talent ,integrity and originality just to state a few characteristic a true musician and/or singer must possess at the core and beyond everything.
Mariah chose to associate herself with one of the most powerful Mafia in the world ,the African -American and the Black Music industry has tendrils just about everywhere and as long as you are in you will be promoted and protected because with so much money and power you can force ,change and manipulate minds and shape opinions in what is such feeble,uneducated,impressionable, as easy as can be to manipulate ,and mostly braindead society and individuals .
Mariah is always surrounded by what seems to be the most talentless, useless, parasitic, absolutely no sign of any intelligence individuals ever !
Mariah also chooses to exposed as much of her body as she can ,whether as she claims to be who she is or because she knows that to compensate for the total lack of substance in her work, sex will sell anything. She is creaming it for all its worth and i am creaming her for all i am worth, all the time (LOL).
I will give all credits and will acknowledge any forms of ultimate talents or genius in any individuals but the questions that i will also address are ;
Is it in an useless fields and solely for ones benefit ?
Are there as great social , moral,logical and rational values attached to it as the talent and genius behind it.
Is it worth anything overall?
Is it relevant to any degree to the field or related Fields it is rooted in?
etc
I agree with some of what you said and although i do not agree with almost everything Mariah does, i absolutely love her looks and every part of her blissful body from head to her toes, which i cream all the time .

All the best
Dean

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To: celebritysmack@gmail.com
Date: Apr 3, 2006 9:27 AM
Subject: help, Vegas Bound!!


I love your site!! I live in Middle America, MO, and try to keep up w/all the great celeb gossip and your site totally rocks!! Anyway, Ive seen in your postings that you love Vegas, and my husband and I and a few other couples are going in May, and I really really want to go to the best clubs. Ive been checking online, but it seems like every review is very bias, also we dont want to spend a years salary to get in and have fun, well I would, but my hubby not so much! If you can give me any pointers I would appreciate it, Im sure your totally busy, but I thought Id try, thanks! Congrats on your new house!
Casey V.

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Anyone help Casey out? I love Vegas, but am not much for 'clubbing' these days.
-Spicy