I hate to admit it, but it all started during the (*edit) third season when a pe
rsonal friend of mine was a contestant who almost made it into the top 12. I have been freaking hooked ever since. 
Last night's finale was truly entertaining. However, I am very, very happy that I DVR'd it. I cut a 2 hour show into a 50 minute show. Some parts of the show just simply stunk ass. I was surprised at the talent AI pulled out this year though. Of course when Prince walked on stage I pissed myself. I never thought I would see him on American Idol.The most hysterical moment of the night was David Hasselhoff bawling after Taylor Hicks won. My husband and I both busted a nut when we saw that. Fucking hillarious. A crying Hasselhole.
Kellie Pickler was just ridiculous and moronically stupid. Her jokes and skits were lame and overdone. She tries way too hard to be the naive blonde. I did like her without the extensions though.Another laugh worthy moment in the show was Chicken Little (what's his name again?) singing "What's New Pussycat". "Pussycat, pussycat, You're delicious and if my wishes can all come true I'll soon be kissing your sweet little pussycat lips."
I had to rewind it and watch it again. Watching him singing about a pussy and kissing the pussy lips to me, was funny. Yay.
The performances were good and mostly awkward. The rockstar completely upstaged the 'Idol' contestant and it was ridiculous almost. But I guess that was the beauty of it. 
Mary J Blige was amazing and Elliott Yamin was obviously overwhelmed by her presence. He was watching her through the entire performance. Trying to follow her lead. She didn't even seem to notice him. She was performing and doing a great job of it. I love Elliott but he was awful in that performance.
On to Meatloaf and Katharine. First off, sorry Meatloaf fans, but I have never been a fan of Meatloaf the singer. I have always loved his personality and his roles in movies though. I went off into the kitchen and made a cocktail as my husband watched the performance. He likes Meatloaf.
Poor Taylor Hicks, the 'American Idol' winner got stuck with Toni Braxton who sucked ass during their performance of "In the Ghetto". Her voice was quiet, you couldn't hear her and when you could she sounded completely unsure of many lyrics and her voice was too low for the song. Did she even know wtf she was singing? I read one report today that suggested that she didn't know the lyrics. No shit! Bitch may be beautiful but I can sure as hell see why she went bankrupt! Fast forward DVR..
I was excited about Grandpa Al Jarreau and pipsqueak Paris Bennett together, but that fizzled out. They started off alright but by the end of the song they were not grooving on the same page. Their voices did not compliment eachother even though each one sounded great by themselves, just not together. I did however enjoy this performance.
Chris Daughtry and his supposed favorite band 'Live' performed together. It was quite good as we all know Chris was the best singer on 'AI' this year. But Chris is starting to irritate me. I don't like him like I did earlier. I wish I could put a finger on it, but I can't. Yet.
Another surprise of the night was Clay Aiken's new look. The hair, cut and color, his weight, the entire look. He was just so pretty! Shit, he reminded me almost of a young Liberace. You know gay men everywhere were dreaming of that sweet little bottom all night after that. The hillarious part of his performance was the retard who thought he looked and sang like Clay.
He almost shit himself when Clay came onstage. The idiot kept trying to keep the duet alive between he and Clay, but Seacrest put an end to that...finally, with a chair for the retard to sit in. Yay.
But finally the end came. Finally. Taylor wins and Katharine didn't break down like I thought she would. Her dad probably did it for her. I was glad to see Taylor win. I like him and his originality. Yay, it's over.
