George's Latest Late Night Sex Romp

George Michael is at it again.


This time he was caught with a fat, dumpy old bastard who apparently has a
filthy home and is jobless. According to NewsoftheWorld George was recently catting around in a well known gay pick-up spot on Hampstead Heath (London) at about 3am looking for some ass. That's where he hooked up with the pudgy middle aged love muffin, Norman Kirtland.
Kirtlan says the two did not have full blown sex but they did kiss and 'mutually pleasure' one another.




And for the really weird part of this whole ordeal..
Kirtland also says that he has a very personal secret that most men freak out about but that George 'embraced'. He never says just what he was talking about, but shit, do we really want to know? My imagination runs wild..

After George was confronted by the 'news team,' he screamed, "I don't believe it! Fuck off! If you put those pictures in the paper I'll sue!" Well, they got published. Get your attorney sweetie.

He also ranted, "Are you gay? No? Then fuck off! This is my culture! I'm not doing anything illegal. The police don't even come up here any more. I'm a free man, I can do whatever I want. I'm not harming anyone."

He then stumbled off to his car, got his keys off the rear tire and sped off.

This all reportedly took place last Tuesday just after midnight. Apparently George went to his boyfriend, Kenny Goss' home stayed for 5 minutes and then was off to the park. Reports say that George roamed the park for 2 hours before hooking up with 'Rico Suave'.

George looks like he is tweaking in pics, although the article only mentions his liking for marijuana. But those 'wild' eyes are usually reserved for speed freaks. And damn, he looks thin..and just not well. A complete waste of a talented individual.

How is it that his boyfriend stays with him through these incidents? Money? True Love? WTF? I will never understand.