From the BostonHerald.com:"Desperate Housewives domestic dominatrix Bree Van de Camp should have taught her alter ego Marcia Cross a little something about trash disposal. Because the Wisteria Lane lady would NEVER have put 200 nude photos of herself in the garbage! Apparently, the Marlboro homegal tossed out the sexy snaps, and her tax returns, in the rubbish bin, which was picked up by a removal service. The Hollywood hauler, discovering sheer gold in his garbage pick-up, hired celebrity-smut purveyor David Hans Schmidt to peddle the snaps around. "There are some pictures of her showering outside," Schmidt told the New York Daily News. "She looks absolutely Cross’ attorneys insist the erotic portraits, some of which were snapped in an outdoor shower by the actress’ hubby, Tom Mahoney, were accidentally tossed out and are the copyrighted property of the couple. However, Schmidt - who most recently peddled “Saved by the Bell” geek Dustin Diamond’s sex tape - argues that “when you throw something away, you forfeit that property.” The agent added that he’s invited Cross to buy back her trash for a price he refuses to disclose. He did reveal that her reps have balked at his proposed number. “I’m not looking to mortify Ms. Cross,” Schmidt said. “I just want the most money for my client.” However, the agent refuses to reveal the numbers on the actress’ tax returns. "Out of respect for Ms. Cross I won’t discuss (her earnings),” he told the Daily News.
Whatta guy."
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