Adopt a Baby..

..then pay someone else to carry it.

Meg Ryan doesn't seem to have a problem with that.




More Cartoon Feds


Janet Still Working on Her Chub

Go Janet, Go!

Girlfriend will lose the weight. She's done it before and I'm sure she'll do it again.

Petra Acts a Ho

All while doing charity work.




Sizzling Charlize

You can't look much better than that.

One of the hottest babes in Tinseltown, no doubt.



Paris Shops at Victoria's Secret

Bitch has too much money.



Paris & Her Pointers

She'll poke your eye out!


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Nicole's Dogs Take Her for a Walk

I bet the dogs eat better than she does.




Thanks Everyone for Your Support.

Things are still dreadfully awful. Posting will mosty likely be sporadic and spontaneous. Hang in there with me. I will keep you updated. Thanks again. -Spicy

Not Much Time for Snark..

I told you all a few months back about my step-dad who was diagnosed with a brain tumor.
Well, he is doing very, very bad. I need to take the day off from The Smack to take care of some business. Thanks for understanding, see you tomorrow.

Random Pics - January 25th 2006