Going Through Smack Withdrawls?

Spicy and her clan are moving from condo to house (with land!) for the next approximate week. That means no time and no internet. The Smack will be flowing again sometime next week. Until then, here are some recent pics I have been bogarting. If you listen really hard you can probably hear me shit talking each pic. There is a caption fit for every one of these pictures. Enjoy & see you soon..

Chris Noth, I Love You.

That's one fine specimen of a man.

Here he is the other night in NY having dinner.

Requiem For a Dream

Holy shit, I can't believe I had never heard of this movie.

If you haven't seen it, let me warn you, it is not for everyone. But if you like really fucked up twisted movies like I do, put this one on your list.

Check out this guys site..he did the make-up for Requiem. Totally fascinating.

Luck O' the Irish to Ye!

Happy St. Patrick's Day people!

Drink lots of green beer and be happy but also take a cab home or designate a sober driver. Have fun you crazy bastards, I know I will!

The Ultimate Attention Whore

Paris supposedly traded in her 'old' Bentley Continental GT for this half million dollar Mercedes McLaren.

The total 'look at me, I'm famous' car.

Classy Kimberly

Kimberly Stewart has always reminded me of a vulture.

A vulture who cannot dress.

Mary Kate Plays Dress Up

Looks like she dressed up in mommy's clothes and headed out for the big city.

Skinny Mommy

Angelina looks to be a bit thin for a pregnant woman..

Pamela Partygirl

Looks like Pam had quite the time at a club in London earlier this week.

She resembles a highway hooker jacked up on speed while reportedly sporting a phone number on her boob.

She certainly is getting better with age, don't you agree?

Britney Lusts for Something Better

"I'm famous, but I'm not famous like freaking Brad Pitt or Jennifer Aniston." - Britney Spears

Bob Saget & Mary Kate

Reuinted and it feels soo...creepy!