Just kidding....but witz, you cracked us all up with that one. Actually gerber girl answered it correctly first, it's Clint Eastwood!
That Scary Ass Forehead Belongs to...
..Lindsay Lohan!
Just kidding....but witz, you cracked us all up with that one. Actually gerber girl answered it correctly first, it's Clint Eastwood!
Just kidding....but witz, you cracked us all up with that one. Actually gerber girl answered it correctly first, it's Clint Eastwood!
Keith Richards Falls Out of a Palm Tree
Seriously.
Keith was in Fiji doing God knows what in a coconut tree and FELL out of it. Now tell me, what the fuck is a 62 year old doing climbing a tree? I bet the juice had nothing to do with it. Heh.
Anyhow, I guess he hit his tiny cranium during the fall and is being treated at a hospital in Auckland but no one is talking. Rumors first circulated that Keith was critically hurt but now we are hearing that he is conscious & undergoing brain scans but has not had any surgeries. Crazy old bird!
Keith was in Fiji doing God knows what in a coconut tree and FELL out of it. Now tell me, what the fuck is a 62 year old doing climbing a tree? I bet the juice had nothing to do with it. Heh.Anyhow, I guess he hit his tiny cranium during the fall and is being treated at a hospital in Auckland but no one is talking. Rumors first circulated that Keith was critically hurt but now we are hearing that he is conscious & undergoing brain scans but has not had any surgeries. Crazy old bird!
Heather Locklear is Still Nursing the Knife Wound in Her Back
That's what David Spade said to the paparazzi.
(listen here)
He of course is referring to Denise Richards who some think had an affair with Locklear's soon to be ex-husband, Richie Sambora. What a fuck nest it is! This whole situation is getting worse by the day.
I think both Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are fucking nuts and I know that Heather will prevail. My only question is, Heather what are you doing with David Spade?!
(TMZ)
(listen here)He of course is referring to Denise Richards who some think had an affair with Locklear's soon to be ex-husband, Richie Sambora. What a fuck nest it is! This whole situation is getting worse by the day.
I think both Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are fucking nuts and I know that Heather will prevail. My only question is, Heather what are you doing with David Spade?!
(TMZ)
Pete Doherty and His Smack
Holy shit, I swear this dude is going to OD sometime (very) soon.
Hopefully at least.
He's a stupid fuck who can't possibly have much of a life expectancy. Here's a pic of him in his home apparently injecting a drug (smack) into a female fan while she seems to be passed out. Most people would be put away for doing that shit. Must be nice to not have laws apply to you dumb fucker.
The next pic is one of Kate Moss in Doherty's bed recently. The two are supposedly still fucking. And of course the third picture speaks for itself.
It pisses me off that good people die everyday as a result of something out of their control while dumbshits like this guy shoot up everyday and live. Fuck you Pete Doherty, you piece of shit. And fuck Kate too, birds of a feather, you stupid twat.
(ASocialite'sLife)
Hopefully at least.He's a stupid fuck who can't possibly have much of a life expectancy. Here's a pic of him in his home apparently injecting a drug (smack) into a female fan while she seems to be passed out. Most people would be put away for doing that shit. Must be nice to not have laws apply to you dumb fucker.
The next pic is one of Kate Moss in Doherty's bed recently. The two are supposedly still fucking. And of course the third picture speaks for itself.
It pisses me off that good people die everyday as a result of something out of their control while dumbshits like this guy shoot up everyday and live. Fuck you Pete Doherty, you piece of shit. And fuck Kate too, birds of a feather, you stupid twat.
(ASocialite'sLife)
The Most Adorable of All Celeb Babies Will Be...
Gwen & Gavin's!
Don't you agree? It looks like the baby will be coming soon!
Don't you agree? It looks like the baby will be coming soon!
She's a Big Girl Now..
So says Tom Cruise of his soon to be wife.
Cruise says that Katie will now be known as 'Kate' since her born name sounds too young for the 27 year old.
Says Mr. Cruise Control, "Katie is a young girl's name. Her name is Kate now she's a child-bearing woman."
That just sounds so gross..like something a pedophille would say to the daughter he is molesting. Doesn't it? :shiver: Creepy fuck!
Cruise says that Katie will now be known as 'Kate' since her born name sounds too young for the 27 year old. Says Mr. Cruise Control, "Katie is a young girl's name. Her name is Kate now she's a child-bearing woman."
That just sounds so gross..like something a pedophille would say to the daughter he is molesting. Doesn't it? :shiver: Creepy fuck!
Dita Von Teese
A modern day Bettie.
Here is Dita von Teese while performing (and arriving) at The Blush Ball in North England which raised funds for the construction of a third Breast Cancer Haven.
Stripping for a good cause! She looks amazing as always.
Here is Dita von Teese while performing (and arriving) at The Blush Ball in North England which raised funds for the construction of a third Breast Cancer Haven.
Stripping for a good cause! She looks amazing as always.
Another Federline
Say it isn't so.
According to Us Weekly, the rumors are true. Brit & Kev are expecting their second offspring. Does that mean we have to see her like that again? Here comes the bouncing udders/dragging nipples, hair extensions, belly baring, bikini wearing Britney Spears of last year. Someone pass me a Tums!
According to Us Weekly, the rumors are true. Brit & Kev are expecting their second offspring. Does that mean we have to see her like that again? Here comes the bouncing udders/dragging nipples, hair extensions, belly baring, bikini wearing Britney Spears of last year. Someone pass me a Tums!
Charlie's Messages to Denise
If you don't want to take the time to read it all he said, "Fuck you you fucking fuck!"
(TheSmokingGun)
(TheSmokingGun)
Lindsay's 1980's QT Tan
This is one of the worst 'tans' she has sported yet. 
Her ankles are orange and streaky. I didn't think they made QT anymore!
Her ankles are orange and streaky. I didn't think they made QT anymore!
Angelina in Africa
Ann Curry from NBC met up with AJ for an interview.
It will air on the Today Show this coming Thursday. Angelina has sure gotten big, but the bitch still looks fab.
It will air on the Today Show this coming Thursday. Angelina has sure gotten big, but the bitch still looks fab.
Janet Jackson Loses the Chub
All that ass busting finally paid off.
Janet looks better than she has in months!
Janet looks better than she has in months!
Janice Dickinson's Face Up Close
I never cared for the self absorbed bitch.
She's a bony little wretched snake tongued has been who thinks she was the World's First Supermodel. What the fuck? Sorry honey but there were many models before you who should own that title. Just one example would be Twiggy. Janice needs to think she was the ground breaking bitch & she thinks she has the world fooled into believing that as well.
Just another has-been, holding onto her glory days..
She's a bony little wretched snake tongued has been who thinks she was the World's First Supermodel. What the fuck? Sorry honey but there were many models before you who should own that title. Just one example would be Twiggy. Janice needs to think she was the ground breaking bitch & she thinks she has the world fooled into believing that as well. Just another has-been, holding onto her glory days..
The Simpson Sisters Hang Out at Koi
Ashlee is looking so much better than Jess these days.
Just fresher, more real. Jessica is neither. And just wtf is she wearing?!
Just fresher, more real. Jessica is neither. And just wtf is she wearing?!
Charlie Sheen is a Sick Fuck
Denise Richards is alleging that he can't keep his dick clean.
She is claiming that Charlie not only loves hookers, but that he also visited many websites with underage looking girls AND boys. The shithead Sheen also threatened to kill her her, making her have to hire security guards for a sense of safety. You go Denise, at least you have the brains and sense to get away from the sick bastard...AND expose him.
(Full Story at TMZ)
She is claiming that Charlie not only loves hookers, but that he also visited many websites with underage looking girls AND boys. The shithead Sheen also threatened to kill her her, making her have to hire security guards for a sense of safety. You go Denise, at least you have the brains and sense to get away from the sick bastard...AND expose him.(Full Story at TMZ)
Give Your Daughter a Slut Doll!
Which Pussycat Doll does your daughter most resemble?
Is that how you are supposed to pick the right one to give her? The new Pussycat Dolls are manufactured by Hasbro, are marketed to 6-9 year olds and will be sold for about $15 each. Gee, your kid should only have to suck one schlong to be able to afford one of her own!
(TMZ)
Is that how you are supposed to pick the right one to give her? The new Pussycat Dolls are manufactured by Hasbro, are marketed to 6-9 year olds and will be sold for about $15 each. Gee, your kid should only have to suck one schlong to be able to afford one of her own!(TMZ)
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