Whose Body Parts?

Can you guess all three this time?

If you are the first Spicy will be sending you the Blue Collar Comedy Tour DVD before it's out in stores!

Best of luck Smackaholics!

Email CelebritySmack with all 3 answers!












*The Blue Collar Comedy Tour is back with an all new show—filmed in Washington D.C.Warner Theater Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White storm the stage with their hilarious Blue Collar brand of comedy. Plus, the DVD lets you go on the road with the guys as they play practical jokes at the White House, "go back to college”, and much more!

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EDIT: As of today, Wednesday, STILL NOT ONE correct answer! I can't possibly post all entries, there have been tons!

Not included in pics (Taken from guesses)

*Sharon & Kelly Osbourne
*Julia Roberts
*Debra Messing
*HIlary Clinton & Duff
* Keanu Reeves
*Lindsay Lohan
*Paris or anyone in the Hilton family
*Joan Rivers
*Angelina Jolie
*Anne Hathaway
*Heidi Klum
*Elizabeth Taylor

And ALL OTHER answers have been incorrect! Yes ALL!

Okay, must be time for hints...

*Mouth= redhead
*Forehead= recent divorcee'
*Nose= actress with an actor father
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Mischa and Cisco Still Hanging Out

They are almost starting to look alike..

BB King's at Universal Studios, City Walk

My husband and I are huge fan's of clubs such as BB King's at Universal Studios City Walk, we love live music of all sorts while out on the town.



So we decided to check it out and see what bands were playing that night. We weren't sure what to expect at first. We only knew that there was a line to get in and it was pretty long. So we decided to have a quick cocktail at an outdoor bar and people watch while the line went down. But it never did. So we decided to stick it out and hopped in line.

First Band, 'Resurrect Effect'
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While waiting in line we noticed everyone waiting was pretty darned psyched to see the band that was coming on next. One guy was pissed because the line was moving slow and the band was going to start soon. The band started and word passed down the line that yes, they were playing. Now I was anxious to see them.
We finally made it in, and got a seat that had just emptied..right up front, stage right. Sweet. The crowd was really into it, and everyone's heads were bobbing to the groove. Through their whole set people were enjoying the band, and the cocktail waitresses and bartenders were working their asses off.
These guys remind me of a few bands all melded together. Sublime, RHCP and lot's of Rage Against the Machine roots in my opinion.

My husband and I were glad that we decided to wait in line to see them. Nearly everyone at the club that night was there to see 'Resurrect Effect'. We talked with a few people about the band and found out their name and also that most of the band members play in other bands in the LA area as well. (Thanks to Resurrect Effect for the CD's. Be looking for their MySpace soon!)
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If you would like your very own copy of Resurrect Effect's CD

(they only had ones without labels by the time we caught up to them)

I have three copies to give out. Tell me why YOU'RE the biggest
CelebritySmack fan by Friday at noon PST and I'll
pick three of the most deserving mofo's to send the CD to.
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And now for the follow up band, 'A.D.M.'.

We were really enjoying ourselves by the time the next band came around. The place was still packed. And then the band 'A.D.M.' came on. They were a bit late getting started. Then they had to ask another band for a high hat. I am supposing the couldn't find theirs. They already seemed a mess. Yes, it was a sign of things to come.
The lead singer wished he was Brandon Boyd of Incubus. Nothing spectacular about his voice, but he surely did not lack confidence with his shirt completely open and his grandpa chic pants. The female 'backup singer' (a.k.a. Useless broad) stopped singing her part in the middle of a sentence and said something like, "I can't do it", or "I can't sing". No shit! She really sucked, and obviously knew it. All she was good for was piss poor dancing and throwing in a few "YaYa's" and "Uh huh's" in there. She was totally lost onstage.
I don't even know why this band had a keyboardist. You couldn't hear it, at all. He played the entire set with his eyes closed like he was just SO into it.
The club was emptying fast. Waitresses were staring to look bored.
The set seemed to linger on f..o..r..e..v..e..r..
I said fuck it and went outside for a break. How did this band get a gig at BB King's anyhow? That's what everyone was wondering. Well, everyone except for the two mothers of two guys in A.D.M. They were prouder than hell. Everyone else thought they sucked.

We dubbed the band "Absolute Disaster Music."

"It's like a library in here.." - Emcee after A.D.M.'s performance

So if you are ever curious about seeing this band don't waste your time..unless it is purely to heckle them.

NBC Studios & The Tonight Show Taping

Mr. & Mrs. Spicy toured the NBC studios in Burbank, CA last Thursday and then attended a live taping of The Tonight Show.

The NBC tour was phenomenal and I would recommend it to anyone visiting the LA area. Totally worth the $7.50 admission. You get to see behind the scenes studios, sets, props and even sometimes a star or two. On the tour they take you through the Days of Our Lives studio as well as Telemundo and The Tonight Show studios were certain segments of the show are taped.

We saw Peter Reckell, aka 'Bo Brady' pushing a bicycle just outside of the Days studio. (I only know it was him because I watched Days when I was in Highschool around 1989.) Did he ride a bike there or was it a prop for the show? He was a short guy, I towered above him in my Espadrilles.

The best of the tour is seeing The Tonight Show "hallway" "parking lot" and other studios where they shoot various segments beforehand. That same parking lot that you see on his show (you know where he races cars sometimes and such) is where Jay actually parks his car as well. Of course his spot is labeled with his name and apparently he brings a different car to work every single day. Our tour guide said she had worked there for over 3 months and had yet to see the same car there twice. She kept saying how, "Ridiculous" it was.. I say it is fucking sweet. (Spicy loves her muscle cars!)
(Leno pic credit: emediawire.com)

The Tonight Show couch is worth more than you could imagine. Would you believe $50,000!? It is virtually indestructible and is even equipped with hydraulics! For short guests and children the couch is lowered, and heightened for the tall leggy guests. The material cannot be ripped or marred by animal claws or by children jumping on it. Amazing isn't it. (Couch pic credit: newsday.com)

The actual taping of Thursday's Tonight Show was a blast. Mr. Spicy has a producer friend in Hollywood who hooked us up on the guestlist so we didn't have to wait outside in line for hours to get in. (Thanks Harley!) We sat in the fourth row for the taping. Did you know that only 20-something's ever get to sit in the front row? I asked an usher about that and he said, "That's how we sell demo's." WTF ever that means.
Fifteen minutes before showtime Leno comes out (still in jeans) and talks briefly with the audience. He allows a couple questions, explains things and then is off to the dressing room and makeup.
The 10 minutes leading up to the taping some idiot who thinks he is George Carlin or something comes out bearing a huge dufflebag of Tonight Show memoribillia such as tee-shirts, mugs, hats, etc. Then he acts as though he is going to throw them out to the audience. He had some music going and no one was dancing. So he stops, bitches about no one being into it and puts the stuff back into his dufflebag. In order to try and get the audience excited he brought a few people up to dance. He mostly brought old people up there and when it came time for the show to start he shooed them offstage, and sure as hell the asshole took the entire bag of promo stuff with him in his fat dufflebag. I am still wondering how the shithead got that job. He was the only downer of the taping.

Kate Beckinsale was the first guest.



She is even more stunning and svelte in person. She has a way about her and carries herself like a lady. I like her. She was quite funny as well and seems very down to earth.

Then there was comedian Jim Norton.



That guy is one funny motherfucker!! I was nearly crying from laughing so hard. If you have never heard of this guy, you have got to see him when he is in your town. Check out his myspace..NORTON


The band was 'She Wants Revenge' and I think they are growing on me. I couldn't find the Leno taping, so here is their music video of the same song that they played for us that evening called, 'These Things', featuring Shirly Manson from Garbage. Directed by Sophie Muller.



The song is a bit monotonous but eerie, and I like eerie. Reminds me slightly of old Bauhaus, or Joy Division with a contemporary fresh sound. Let me know what you think of them.

Heading Out!

Heading to the Jay Leno show tomorrow (Kate Beckinsale is on) and then Universal Studios this weekend for a nice weekend with the hubby. Will be back online Monday with more shit slinging. Also, stay tuned, The Smack has some upcoming giveaways! XOXO

-Spicy!

'SuperGroup' on VH1

I'm wondering just how many of you have seen this surprisingly entertaining celebrity reality show on VH1.

If you haven't seen it, it is a pre-fabricated group composed of five past and present rock stars who are expected to create a band together and function entirely as they would with any other band. Writing songs, doing gigs, etc. The only problem is that the singer that VH1 chose happens to be a completely fucking moronic yet egotistical imbecile. That man is Sebastian Bach of the shitty 80's hair-glam band, Savage Animal..err, I mean Skid Row. (A name like Skid Row doesn't come around every day you know..)
This guy is completely off his freaking rocker. He hasn't evolved whatsoever since the 80's. But he really makes this show worth watching. You love to hate him or you, too, are living in the days of AquaNet and lace fingerless gloves. And what's with this guy's workout routine? Has anyone else noticed how he does sit-ups and other various "exercise's"' while rolling around wildly on the ground? Bitch doesn't know wtf he is doing.

Another reason to watch this show is guitar legend and all around kickass guy, Ted Nugent. His sense of humor, and won't-take-shit attitude and common sense solutions are a kick to watch. I am just waiting for he and Sebastian to really butt heads..

On next week's episode Evan Seinfeld of Biohazard really does butt heads with Mr. Bach. I can't wait to watch Evan clock that pussy poseur. Evan is a porn freak who married porn mama Tera Patrick. I think they got it on with Sebastian and his skanky ass wrinkled wife. If you watched Sunday night's episode then you know what I mean..

Scott Ian of Anthrax is also a member of the SuperGroup and has absolutely no ego and at times, no balls at all. I love Scott, but on the show he sure seems passive for a hardcore rock and roller. II'd like to see him not always be so polite and quiet on the show. I am still in shock that he is hooked up with Meatloaf's daughter..

Then there is Jason Bonham, the son of the late great John Bonham and drummer for Foreigner. Jason has a killer body, lovely British accent and is a real cool cat. Definitely the best looking of the bunch, imo. He's probably gay. Lucky guys.

The band finally agreed on a name after temporarily being dubbed FIST, (HELLO! Who, in this day and age of the internet, doesn't think of 'fisting' when you hear that name?) and then GodWar.

They are now called DAMNOCRACY. A much, much better name than FIST!

Seen it? Let me know what you think.

Chunky Monkey

Celebrity Smack Movie Review: "World's Fastest Indian"

Reviewed by Mr. Spicy - Out on DVD June 13, 2006

Like a good bottle of Merlot, some things just get better with time. Anthony Hopkins reflects a well aged wine and is simply outstanding as Burt Munro in "The World's Fastest Indian". A true story of speed, tenacity, and courage as Burt endures years of motorcycle building - leading up to his dream of running his custom built 1920's era Indian motorcycle on the Bonneville Salt Flats in Utah set in the late 1960s. Mind you his bike reflects many gravely concerning parts and components but Munro brings an undying belief and determination that he can set a new land-speed record on this machine. His journey begins in his hometown in New Zealand where you swear that Hopkins is a born-and-bread Kiwi through-and-through. The easy going and witty Munro has virtually no money but some great friends of all ages. Finally, his trip to the states with bike in-tow is a comical string of events that ultimately lends him the chance to live out his dream. I wished there were more scenes of him riding his bike, but the theme here is one of real life, real people, and an absolutely amazing true story. The movie is excellent for all ages and the ending is certainly a surprise. Now available on DVD, I think I'll go pour a glass of nicely-aged merlot and watch this again~

More Freakshow Janet Pics

What a man!

I see a hint of moustache in these pics.

Britney's Interview with Matt Lauer

Catch a glimpse of the upcoming interview set to air Thursday.

She sure is ugly when she cries. Heh.

Wafer Thin Bitch Eats Wafers

You are what you eat...























Did her friend in the Levi's shit her pants?

Brit and Kevin Pretend to Still Be in Love

The Fed's were actually seen together for the first time in quite awhile.

Kevin was even holding little Sean P. *Shock! Horror!*



Does Kevin ever change his clothes? Does Britney ever change her hair?

Paris Sued Over Freeway Chain Collision

Too bad the bitch wasn't the one driving..

TMZ has obtained a lawsuit which claims Paris Hilton is legally responsible (heh) for a chain collision on a freeway in Los Angeles County.
The incident allegedly occurred in May, 2004. Brooke Ashley Brinson, who identified herself at the scene as Paris Hilton's cousin, was driving the Mercedes that was registered to Hilton. The heiress was not in the car.
According to the suit, "Traffic began to slow down and all vehicles came to a stop for traffic ahead." The lawsuit alleges that the defendant's car failed to stop, causing a chain collision involving four cars. The plaintiffs, Ivan Alvarez, Monica Delgado and their child, Nicholas Alvarez, were two cars in front of the Mercedes.
TMZ spoke with the plaintiffs' lawyer, Mauro Fiore, Jr., who said his two adult clients suffered "serious injuries."
Fiore says he filed a claim with Hilton's insurance company, and was shocked to learn that Hilton had the bare minimum coverage for property damage -- $5,000. Hilton's insurance company refused to disclose her policy limits for personal injury.
Fiore says he wants $250,000 for each plaintiff but the insurance company refuses to pay a dime.

Read the complete complaint

In related news, the bitch DID hit a parked car last week and blamed it on the paparazzi. A photographer says she hit and run but Hilton's publicist says she left all of her info on the vehicle. Ya, I bet...

'Everclear' Thinks She Looks Like a Whore

Heard the new Everclear cut?

If not, check out their ECard of their new song, 'Hater'. They make mad fun of celebrities and how they fuck, marry then divorce eachother. Get on their mailing list as well or check out their MySpace site for more goodies.

Caption Contest Winner

Congrats to Haywood of Cleveland for winning this Caption Contest!



"The Frog Kissing the Princess.."






Stay tuned for more contests coming soon!

'Caption the Crazies' & WIN!

We all snickered a bit when we saw that Lindsay Lohan and Karl Lagerfeld were hanging out all over town this week..like they have been best friends forever.

I think this is the most hysterical picture of the week and so now what I need for YOU to do is CAPTION IT!

Send all entries to Spicy Pants before 3PM Monday, June 12th. You can enter as many times as you like, but please only one entry per email. GOOD LUCK Smackaholics!

What do you win you ask? Well, first off, you must love Neil Young! (Who doesn't?) The winner of this contest wins a TWO-DISC set of his new movie, 'Neil Young - Heart of Gold' which will be out in stores on June 13th.





This Two-Disc set includes: - Bonus Song: "He Was The King" - Rehearsal Diaries - Narrated by director Jonathan Demme - 6 in-depth featurettes: Fellow Travelers, Cruising with Neil, These Old Guitars, Cruising with the Players, Finishing Touches, Warming up with Neil and the Jubilee Singers. - Plus a truly historic blast from the past, Neil Young's performance on the 1971 Johnny Cash Show.

In March 2005, Neil Young was diagnosed with a brain aneurysm. Four days before he was scheduled for a lifesaving operation, he headed to Nashville, where he wrote and recorded the country folk album PRAIRIE WIND with old friends and family members. After the successful operation and recovery period, he returned to Nashville that August to play at the famed Ryman Auditorium, once again gathering together friends and family for this special performance. He also brought along Oscar-winning director Jonathan Demme, who in addition to making such hits as THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS and PHILADELPHIA has made such successful concert films as STOP MAKING SENSE (with the Talking Heads) and STOREFRONT HITCHCOCK (with Robyn Hitchcock), as well as videos for the Pretenders and Bruce Springsteen. NEIL YOUNG: HEART OF GOLD begins with brief interviews with many of the participants, but then it's all about the music.

http://www.heartofgoldmovie.com/evite/

*Thanks to Andrew at Special Ops Media for making this contest possible*

Juliette Lewis is One Scary Looking Broad

Here she is in all her glory making her stage debut as 'May' in Sam Shephard's play 'Fool For Love' earlier today in London.

She is all crooked and shit. Knobby knees, lanky waist, flat square chest, and according to one reader, going bald. I mean, I love Juliette, I really do. Her movies usually kick ass and I love her free spirit..but she is one goofy looking mofo!

Idols of Gay Hollywood

Paris and her mummy attend the unveiling of the new exhibit "Idols of Gay Hollywood" at The Hollywood Museum yesterday in Hollywood.

Paris needs to buy her shoes in colors other than white..they make her 2x4 feet look even larger than they are!