Celebrity Sexy Show: August 2006

Labor Day 'Caption That Shit' Contest (C)

Here is the last of the three Labor Day Caption Contests.

If you are the winner of this (C) Caption That Shit contest you will WIN the newly released DVD 4-DISC BOX SET, 'of The Bill Cosby Show': Season One.

Not to be mistaken with 'The Cosby Show' of the 80's. 'The Bill Cosby Show' was Cosby's first TV hit and it aired 1969-1970.

Here is your 'Caption That Shit' (C) Photo:

Please enter your caption in the COMMENTS along with your NAME. Only one entry per person please, and sorry, but prizes can only be sent within the US. The top five finalists will be chosen on Tuesday and then voting will take place for the winning caption. Good luck!

Synopsis: The Bill Cosby Show: Season One, Cosby's Emmy®-nominated first situation comedy (featuring 26 fully restored uncut episodes from the 1969-70 season), is a fresh mix of intelligent character studies and real-life situations, seamlessly infused with his trademark sense of humor and positive outlook.

Chet Kincaid (Cosby) is a gym teacher at an urban high school in Los Angeles, an all-around good guy and an inspiration to his friends, family and students. Chet's good heart gets him into tons of funny and unusual predicaments.

Windows Media: http://www.shoutfactory.com/av/cosbyshow/Cosby_Best_Hookshot.wmv
Windows Media: http://www.shoutfactory.com/av/cosbyshow/Cosby_This_Elevator.wmv
Windows Media: http://www.shoutfactory.com/av/cosbyshow/Cosby_Really_Cool.wmv

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Labor Day 'Caption That Shit' Contest (B)

Here is the second of the three Labor Day Caption Contests.

If you are the winner of this (B) Caption That Shit contest you will WIN the newly released DVD, 'American Gun'.

Here is your 'Caption That Shit' (B) Photo:

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“American Gun”

DIRECTOR: Aric Avelino RUNNING TIME: 95 minutes.
RATING: Rated R for violent content and language.

SYNOPSIS: A powerful series of interwoven storylines, American Gun\nbrings to light how the proliferation of guns in America dramatically influences and\nshapes lives. A gun shop owner, an ace student, a single mother, and a school principal are among those profoundly affected. Starring Donald Sutherland, Forest Whitaker, and Marcia Gay Harden.

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Labor Day 'Caption That Shit' Contest (A)

Here is the first of the three Labor Day Caption Contests.

If you are the winner of this (A) Caption That Shit contest you will WIN the newly released DVD, 'Lonesome Jim'.

Here is your 'Caption That Shit' Photo:

RUNNING TIME: 91 minutes
RATING: R for language, some sexuality and drug content.
SYNOPSIS:
A hit at the Sundance Film Festival, Lonesome Jim, the new comedy by Steve Buscemi, is a dead-pan hilarious coming-of-age story. Suffering from self proclaimed chronic despair, Jim, Casey Affleck, returns from NYC to his Indiana hometown and everything he was so anxious to leave behind. As he connects with his family and takes a hilarious gig as a winless pre-teen girls basketball coach, he encounters a beautiful nurse Anika, Liv Tyler, who is everything he isn't - optimistic. The relationship opens the door to a future in which Jim might be able to move forward without leaving everything from his past behind. As you'd expect from Buscemi, the film is filled with marvelous, understated performances and hilarious unexpected insights.

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I Love MTV's Video Music Awards

I am pissed that my favorite awards show is on tonight (MTV VMA's) and I won't be able to post about it. (*I'm out of town Fri-Tues)

You know I'll be DVR'ing it though. There is always something great about the VMA's..

Whether it's Courtney Love throwing shit at Madonna while she's on live TV...

..or Marilyn Manson freaking the fuck out of everyone

...or Triumph the Insult Dog telling JLo he wants to sniff her ass after completely embarrasing Carson Daly

...or Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston playing up their supposed rivalry

...or Xtina and Fred Durst rocking out at the end of her set, even though they supposedly hated eachother

So enjoy the VMA's without me, check out some of the links on my sidebar for great VMA coverage. I'm sure I'll have something to say about them when I return.

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The 'Caption That Shit' #9 Winner is...

Kari with 38% of the vote!

Kari, you lucky bitch! You win the 6 DVD Box Set of 'Desperate Housewives' Second Season. Email Spicy with your full name and address so I can send you your prize.

Didn't win? Hold onto your butt floss, Spicy has 3 Caption Contests planned for Labor Day weekend!

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Tommy Lee DJ's the Project Show at Hard Rock Cafe in Vegas

Vegas is the place to be this week.

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'Little Miss Sunshine' Promotion in Los Angeles

Fox Searchlight’s Little Miss Sunshine has done incredibly well at the box office since its release on July 26th.

Little Miss Sunshine was #3 this past weekend, and has made more money than The March of the Penguins, Sideways and Napoleon Dynamite had at the same point in their releases.

People have been going crazy over the t-shirts that were made for the film – it has been impossible to keep them in stock. Because of their popularity, Fox Searchlight has decided to do a great promotion with Kitson on Robertson Boulevard in Los Angeles, which now features a full Little Miss Sunshine window display that was unveiled last week. The display was originally intended for only one week, but due to the overwhelming demand for the shirts and the incredible box office success of the film, the display will remain for an extra week, after which this celebrity haunt will have an exclusive Kitson-designed “Sunshine” t-shirt.

LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE is also featured on the Kitson homepage online, http://www.shopkitson.com. The site registers 7 million hits a month. They will sell the T-shirt when it becomes available around Sept. 1st.

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Jessica Simpson Runs Back to the Jackass Crew

Cuz you know those guys do some good drugs.

And drugs are really good for laryngitis!

(Source-Splash)

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Haley Joel's Mugshot

My rendition of it anyway..

He looks like such a cartoon character anyway, I had to.

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Do You Have a Picture that Would be Perfect for the 'Caption That Shit' Contest?

Send it my way before tomorrow!

I am going to have three Caption That Shit contests while I am out of town. I need great pics that have a celebrity in them somewhere and that would make a great 'Caption That' pic. This will save me lots of time looking for some. Heh. You guys rock...

xoxo-
Spicy

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This Weeks 'Star Dog of the Week' Goes to..

Sugar & Spice!

"Here are my two Pomeranians, their names are Sugar and Spice. They are my "twin" girls, their natural mother only gave birth to them in the same liter. They were born almost 11 years ago this September.
-Kristi V"

Is Britney Spears Having a Baby Girl?

According to her registry at the luxurious baby boutique, Petit Trésor, the answer may be YES.

Many items picked out by Britney are PINK. Usually a tell tale sign of an expected girl child, but in this family you never know.

TMZ: "According to the store's online registry, items included on the former Mousketeer's list include a Ruffles, Roses 'n' Bows Bassinet by Lulla Smith for $1,100, a soft white Bonne Nuit crib for $2,200 and a Flatso pink stuffed animal elephant for a very reasonable $65."

(TMZ)

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Suri Cruise gets Her 'Interpretive First Poop' Bronzed

Unusual sculpture honors the national trend for 'Generation X' parents to bronze their baby's 'first poop'.

I am obviously not a mother, I didn't know there was 'a trend'.

From Send2Press NewsWire:

"Today, the Capla Kesting Fine Art gallery in New York announced the latest work by noted sculptor Daniel Edwards, famous for his celebrity-inspired themes, which depicts an interpretive "bronze casting of Suri Cruise's first poop." The natural and inoffensive sculpture in bronze will be on display at the gallery in September and auctioned on eBay for the March of Dimes charity. (c) Daniel EdwardsEdwards' internationally lauded (sometimes lambasted) work is rarely for sale or auction and is a unique opportunity for those appreciating both satire, social commentary and genuine fine art to enjoy a chuckle and help a worthwhile charity. The Sculpture is partially inspired by the best-selling picture book "Everybody Poops" by author Taro Gomi, and also the absurdity of the media coverage on Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' new baby, Suri Cruise which has reached stellar proportions, eclipsing far more notable events with more substance. It's partially a statement on modern media that "celebrity poop" has more entertainment value than health, famine or other critical issues facing society and governments today."

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Spicy Links!

Tom Arnold and 3rd wife legally separate (E!)

Nick Lachey and AJ DiScalla start a basketball team together (People)

1000 Streisand concert tickets bought on stolen credit card and sold online, fans out seats (MSNBC)

Colin Farrell's restraining order extended through 2009 (BBC)

Paris' debut CD flops, what a shame (EarthTimes)

Sorry to the President..and my brother's wife. (Glitterati)

PETA is on Beyonce's ass..again (Ballz!)

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Matt Leinart is Going to Be a Daddy

Sounds like the former Trojan didn't use a Trojan.

Matt Leinart and University of Southern California basketball player Brynn Cameron are expecting a baby in the fall.
So that means that back in May when he was bouncing around Vegas with Hooker Hilton and sneaking out of her place in the morning he had a bun in the oven with Ms. Cameron..whether he knew it or not.
Tsk, Tsk!

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Jessica Simpson Cancels 'Public Affair' Promo

Jessica even cancelled an appearance on 'The Late Show with David Letterman' due to having a bruise on her vocal cord.

It is also rumored that she is now seeing fellow artist and loverboy, John Mayer. John is now co-headlining a tour with Sheryl Crow. He also apparently lost his voice last weekend and had to cancel a show in Hartford, CT Saturday.
John and Jessica have known eachother for quite sometime and ran into eachother again last year at Clive Davis' pre Grammy party in Beverly Hills.

If Nick couldn't excite her, there is no way in hell that goofy looking, mellow, average joe pasty boy will.

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Who Is the Winner of the 'Caption That Shit' Contest? (#9)

Who has the Best Caption for Paris' Cell Phone?

You only get to vote once, so make it count! Winner recieves a 6 DVD Box Set entire second season of 'Desperate Housewives!' Good luck finalists!

(Many of you didn't read and see that the CELL PHONE was the one to be captioned, not Paris!)

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'Junker Designs' Debuts New Collection In Las Vegas

Their stuff is very junkie, dirty rockstar-rockabilly trash.

Interesting for sure. Very 'Hot Topic' like. I do like some of the pieces but someof them are pretty extreme.
Adult film star Stormy Daniels was one of their representing models.

Designers Tod Waters and Giuliana Mayo.

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Who is the Winner of the 'Caption that Shit' Contest #9?
	"I knew it, you look in this ear and you can see clean thru to the other side." -Lisa Mason
	"Paris, don't drink the martini, it's Lohan's PISS!" -UK_Red
	"Gawd! Why can't she use the speaker? Do you know how hard it is to get lice out of my display?" -Elke
	"Is there such thing as being able to catch herpes from an ear?" -MedicChick98
	"Thank GAWD I'm a cell phone and not a vibrator!" -Kari

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