Happy New Year!

Here's to a kickass 2007!

Have a great time tonight, but don't drive hammered! I will return Tuesday or possibly Monday evening. I am crashing at a friends where we will be partying tonight! No drinking & driving for this bitch!

Love & hugs!

xoxo


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Kim Stewart & Lindsay Lohan Party in Miami

Partying at Mokai in Miami Beach.

It seems that AA hasn't stopped Lindsay from being part of the party circuit.
You would think that hanging out in bars & clubs would be difficult for someone who claims to be going through detox..


































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Jessica Simpson Comes Out of Hiding

Jess parties with her joined-at-the-hip hair stylist and BFF, Ken Paves, at club Social Hollywood on Wednesday.

She kind of has that 'washed up Britney' look about her..no?

























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Who is it?

Who is that out shopping for shoes?

Yes, she has gained a bit of weight..






















Lancelot, You were the first to answer correctl
y! It is Daisy Fuentes!





















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Nicole Takes Her Brother and Sister to the Movies

She took them to see 'Charlotte's Web' yesterday at the Grove shopping center in Los Angeles.


























































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Mary Kate Olsen Stomps Around Some More

C'mon MKO, give up the Frankenbitch shoes!

If she were taller and had some more meat on her bones they wouldn't look so freakish on her.

Every time we see her out now she is wearing them. (These pics were taken yesterday.)

At least she had the sense to darken that completely bleached out mane of hers. That was even more comical than the Franken-stomp shoes!




















Ironically, we first reported about these shoes two months ago. I think she has worn them nearly everyday since..


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Mills - McCartney Feud Gets Even Juicier

What now?

Sir Paul really got under Heather's skin this time. And I love it.

McCartney
reportedly went to his country estate that he shared at one time with his estranged wife. While there he took rare paintings, including a Picaso and a Renoir into his possesion and then reset the estate's security codes. Oh, and the best part? He told her about it in a text message.


The paintings are worth an estimated $19 million dollars. I highly doubt that Heather had that kind of money to begin with. So I can safely assume that most likely the paintings were Paul's.


When Heather visited the lodge soon after, she obviously became quite livid and phoned police. When police arrived they told her that she was basically S.O.L. It was a matter between the two of them and not the police since a theft hadn't actually occurred.


Nice try Heather.


Spicy Source: WBOC.com
Picture Source: TIME


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Mike Tyson Busted for, Well, Everything!

Mike Tyson, 40, was arrested in Scottsdale, AZ at 1:45am this morning after nearly hitting a Sheriff Deputy's car...and not with his fist.

He had left a nightclub shortly before the incident occurred.

Tyson appeared in County Superior Court in Phoenix a short while later. He was released without bond on a felony drug possession charge. The DUI charges are pending his toxicology test results.

While the case is pending Tyson must succumb to drug and alcohol testing.

During his hearing he actually thanked Commissioner Sheila Madden. He did not enter a plea and did not have a lawyer.

"He showed signs of impairment and voluntarily submitted to field sobriety tests," the arresting offer said.

He also stated that Tyson was "showing more signs of impairment" while performing field sobriety tests.

So police then searched Tyson & his BMW, where they found cocaine. And how. A bag of cocaine in each of Mike's back pockets, and a baggie in a cigarette box on the front seat. Tyson had also been wiping a white substance off of his dash when police approached his vehicle.

The officer also stated that tests showed that Mike was
"under the influence of a depressant, stimulant and cannabis."

Tyson admitted remorsefully that he "was an addict" and "has a problem." He admitted possessing the bags of cocaine, and said he uses it "anytime (he) can get his hands on it."



I feel bad for the guy. He is screwed up. Big time.

I've told you all before that I met the guy in Vegas, and he was nothing but cool as hell to my husband and I. Tyson and I talked for a bit about tattoos, and just down to earth stuff. He even let me get a picture..to his bodyguards dismay.


I got the feeling that he was really a good guy deep down. Just really damaged. And it sounds like he is truly sorry for where he is at in life right now.

It's too bad, because there isn't a lot of hope for him right now.
I'm probably one of the only people who won't be talking snidely about him today.

I truly hope he finally gets the help that he so desperately needs.


*You can see the pic of Spicy & Tyson in the photos of my MySpace page*

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Source: SeattlePost Intelligencer
Photo Source: TMZ

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Julia Roberts Pregnant

Julia Roberts and husband Danny Moder are expecting another child.

















Julia is due sometime next summer.

She and Danny have two other children, two year-old twins, Hazel and Phinnaeus.

News of the pregnancy was confirmed by Robert's publicist, Marcy Engelman.


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Source: People

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Spicy Late Night Links!



Gawd I hate Clay Aiken (TMZ)
Natural beauties (AllieisWired)
Brandon & Dylan reunite (ICYDK)
James Brown in state (Hollyscoop)
WTF is Gwen wearing?! (Bumpshack)
Britney cheated on KFed? (CelebrityMound)
Britney Spears is on drugs! (CrankyGrammy)
PLEASE tell me this is not true! (PoponthePop)
Top Ten rejected girl scout cookies (JasonsTopTen)
Jessica Simpson is in a deep depression (EvilBeet)
Paris has nicknamed Britney 'Animal' Hah! (TheBlemish)
Charlize Theron has an ass to beat all asses (Gabsmash)
Joan Jett & Carmen Electra are still mashing carpets (Glitterati)
Distortrait takes Amanda Lepore to a whole new level (Distortrait)
You gotta admit Angelina looks smokin' in that water (NosySnoop)
Mary Kate is still stomping around in her Frankenstein shoes (IBBB)
Lindsay doesn't think strippers are c*nts anymore (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)
WorldofBritney.com is dumping their site..due to their dumpy icon (CelebrityPuke)

Victoria Beckham is in denial about having an eating disorder (HollywoodBackwash)
Man goes to get pec implants, ends up looking like Dolly Parton (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

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Dita Von Teese in January 2007 'Blender'

She looks amazing.

As you all know, I love her and think she looks great here. I love the natural look, less makeup and her hair down.

























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How is Steve-O Spending his Holiday Time?

According to this MySpace bulletin he posted about a half an hour ago, he is spending it at doctors appointments!


"I always spend the Holidays with my family, except for this one wild Christmas in Denmark when my girlfriend's Mom found me naked in a pool of pee on the floor with a candle melted to my head. I'm happy to say that I've been much more productive this year. Lately, family has been incredibly concerned about my health, and the negative impact my lifestyle has had on it. Out of love for my family, I agreed to go to any and all doctor's appointments they scheduled for me. Over the course of the last week, I've visited a
general practiononer, gastrointerologist, a cardiologist, and a new dentist. I've subjected myself to all kinds of medical scrutiny (echo-cardiogram, endoscopy, periodontal evaluation, etc.) and, across the boards, the doctors have been telling me that I'm in fantastic health. I feel great, my teeth are squeaky clean, and my Dad and I have also been hard at work on setting up my Internet store to accomodate international and US fans alike. Stay tuned, check me out on the cover of this bitchin magazine, and get ready for an explosive 2007! Happy Holidays!

Steve-O

P.S. All I want for Christmas is for every last one of you to check out my killer website: www.steveo.com Thanks!"



This reminds me, I have to write up the review for 'Jackass 2' . I'm not really sure to begin..it's MUCH gnarlier than 'Jackass 1'!

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Paris & Kim Really Lay it on Thick for the Cameras

Try to keep your lunch down for these, it won't be easy.

While in Sydney, Paris Hilton & Kim Kardashian have been living it up on Bondi Beach. And they have really been putting on a show.

The
two attention whores have been posing under the outdoor beach showers, assuming Charlie's Angels stances, and just being all around camera sluts.

(WARNING: I would recommend you have a barf bag nearby while viewing these pics. If not, at least
a garbage can or shopping bag..something that vomit will easily spill into.)














































































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