Beyonce's Near Nip Slip

It's hard for me to tell on my laptop while sitting outside in the bright sunlight (I know, my job sucks), but it seems Beyonce's nipple is about to come popping out of the dress that she borrowed from Mariah Carey.

My guess is that her boob is taped up with something the equivavlent of duct tape the way she flings herself around on stage. She's like the new MC Hammer, but without the saggy crotch geenie pants. You know we'll be making fun of her ass in ten years.

Oh wait..we already do!