Celebrity Sexy Show: January 2007

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Tom Cruise is the Messiah

Courtney Love was pranked

Fun with Harry Potter and the horse

Lindsay Lohan's father writes from prison

Angelina Jolie's mother's dying wish

Lindsay Lohan is craving sex and McDonald's

Liv Tyler's fashion no-no

Kelly Osbourne wants to hear you take a dump

Sneak peek into NYC Fashion Week

Intruder arrested at Prince Charles estate

Tara Reid shops at Stuart Weitzman in Beverly Hills

Nicole Richie does her best Mary-Kate impression

Eva Mendes laughs at Nicholas Cage's hair

Was Paula Abdul drunk on last night's AI?

Let's go Nicole Richie parasailing!

Britney Spears has the hottest nips in Hollywood

Mike Tyson checks himself into Wonderland treatment center

Lane Garrison was seen doing lines before his fatal accident

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Pete Doherty Injects Himself with Cocaine

Gawd he's a hottie, isn't he?

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Click photo for Video of Pete getting high
in a hostel as he talks to Kate on the phone..

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Ivanka Trump for Stuff Magazine

I'm sorry, all I can see when I look at her is her dad's puckerface!

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Who Was It?

Yesterday I asked if you could figure out this was and Reba was the first to answer correctly with Heather Graham!

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Denise Richards & Richie Sambora in Hawaii

Denise & Richie stroll the beaches of Hawaii like they have always been together.

I'm not a big fan of Denise's since she completely backstabbed her friend Heather Locklear. (Not that I was ever a fan to begin with..)

Richie just seems like a big doof who went along with the tail that was being wagged in front of him.

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Oksana Baiul at Gotham Magazine's Seventh Annual Gala

Is it the dress or has Oksana put on a few pounds with a quickness?

Just two months ago she was looking quite sinewy. Who knows, but the hideous dress and nylons need to be scrapped!

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This Weeks 'Star Dogs of the Week' Are...

*Clipper!*

This is my baby girl "Clipper". She is a long-haired dachshund. I have had her for 4 years. She has seizures and has also lost a lot of her hair due to allergies, but she is still beautiful to me. She doesn't really like when I dress her up, but she's too lazy to attempt to get them off..lol...She sleeps in the bed with my son on her own pillow and she has to be covered up or she lays there and whines. She is such a baby!

*Mammy!*

Short for Mammoth, is the biggest of 6 puppies born 10 weeks ago to my Shelty/Pom/Eskimo Dog sired by a purebred Bichon Frise. She is a total Star Dog! Love your Smack!
-Diana

*Ozzy!*

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Ozzy - Dachshund
He's 5. He is extra special to me because he was my son's dog and I lost my son in 2002 at 16. At the end of his life he was in a wheelchair and this little critter sat draped across his shoulders like a little kolinsky fur wrap. They were inseparable. Needless to say I feel like I've still got a little piece of my son with me every time I see the little lovebird. He was my son's best friend. It is amazing what animals can do for people, esp. when they are ill. A "furry little chill pill" if there ever
was one.
Thanks! -'MetalSlut'

*Pete & Gwendolyn*

I have two dogs, so I sent you both of their pics and you can choose which one should be the star, because I can't!
The dark red doggie is Pete, and he's a 5 year old golden retriever
The beautiful blonde is Gwendolyn, and she's a 7 year old golden retriever.
Thanks -Nicole

“THE NUMBER 23”

The psychological thriller "The Number 23" stars Jim Carrey as a man whose life unravels after he comes into contact with an obscure book titled The Number 23.

As he reads the book, he becomes increasingly convinced that it is based on his own life. His obsession with the number 23 starts to consume him, and he begins to realize the book forecasts far graver consequences for his life than he could have ever imagined.

Directed by Joel Schumacher ("Phone Booth"), the film co-stars Virginia Madsen ("Sideways"), Danny Huston ("The Constant Gardner," "The Aviator"), Logan Lerman and Rhona Mitra.

The screenplay is written by Fernley Phillips and the producers are Beau Flynn and Tripp Vinson ("The Exorcism of Emily Rose"). "The Number 23" is scheduled for a February 23rd, 2007 release.

Actual playlist of songs ("disturbed mix tape") to help Jim Carrey get into character while shooting...

1. Aphex Twin - Come to Daddy

2. Nine Inch Nails - Mr. Self Destruct

3. Siouxsie and the Banshess - Obsession

4. The Normal - T.V.O.D.

5. Einsturzende Neubauten - Vanadium - I - Ching

6. Skinny Puppy - Addiction

7. Art of Noise - A Time to Fear (Who's Afraid)

8. Lisa Gerrard - The Human Game

9. Slipknot - Wait and Bleed

10. Cabaret Voltaire - What is Real

11. John Zorn - You Will be Shot

12. This Mortal Coil - Acid, Bitter and Sad

13. Throbbing Gristle - Dead on Arrival

14. Cocteau Twins - Throughout the Dark Months of April and May

15. Christian Fennesz - Rivers of Sand

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Enter your information into the widget to see how the numbers in your life fit into the enigma of THE NUMBER 23 http://members1.freewebs.com/Misc/TheNumber23/23.htm

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