Paris Hilton Pregnant in Bikini and Shorts
Idiot sperm donor? Check.
Non-impaired uterus? — Let’s come back to that one.
Protruding stomach? Check.
Bigger boobs? Check.
Fatter ass? Check.
Belly rubbing thing pregnant chicks always do? Double check.
Horsemen of the apocalypse descending from the heavens? I saw a squirrel. Count it.
Ah, Jesus. Hopefully I’m wrong, and not just because Paris Hilton might read this post and develop an unhealthy eating disorder that ultimately kills her. Nobody wants that to happen even though she’d be super totes skinny, you guys. Super totes. Like a real model. (Is she dead yet?)
But real story is different.....
Looking as good as Paris Hilton is clearly hard work.
The hotel heiress displayed her fuller figure on the beach in Mexico yesterday. Strutting around in a white bikini, the socialite split her time between canoodling with boyfriend Cy Waits and preening herself.
At one point the 29-year-old reality star was seen checking herself out in a compact mirror while adjusting her hair. After sharing a few kisses and cuddles with Cy, she then donned a big white hat before striking a series of poses, no doubt fully aware of the paparazzi nearby. But the fashion show was still not over. Paris then went for a little saunter along the golden sands, while tousling her hair as it got caught in the wind.
Hilton recently arrived in Cabo San Lucas, fresh from her trip in Hawaii where she was joined by her sister Nicky.
While there Paris spent a lot of time at the beach, parading a different bikini everyday. Tweeting about her day in the sun yesterday, Paris posted a message to her fans: 'Another beautiful day in Cabo, Mexico. 'Having the best time! Is everyone excited for New Years Eve?'
Meanwhile, Paris may have some legal woes to contend with once her extend holiday is over regarding her legal battle with Hairtech International - a brand of extensions she was contracted to endorse.
Reports says that Hairtech International recently adjusted its lawsuit to the amount of $70 million instead of the original $35 million in profit compensation. The company claims that Paris did not live up to her end of the bargain in promoting and wearing the hair extensions, costing them millions in lost profit. She allegedly even wore a different company’s hair extensions when she had agreed to promote Hairtech’s merchandise.
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