Spicy Pants = Dumbass
Yes, the baby was Kirsten Dunst...as the image name suggested. D'oh!
Smart one , Spicy! :-D What can I say, I was trashed after a Halloween party last night when I posted the pic. That's what I get for posting while intoxicated. Just so I feel a little bit better about myself I'll post a drunken Kirsten Dunst pic.
Don't think it is going to help my hangover any though.
Smart one , Spicy! :-D What can I say, I was trashed after a Halloween party last night when I posted the pic. That's what I get for posting while intoxicated. Just so I feel a little bit better about myself I'll post a drunken Kirsten Dunst pic.
Don't think it is going to help my hangover any though.
So, What is Your Halloween Costume this Year?
Halloween.
Ahh...Spicy's favorite holiday of the year. This year is extra special for me because last year at this time I had just had surgery and didn't get to get my All Hallows Eve groove on. (I know, so sad.) Speaking of which, that is precisely when and why Celebrity Smack was born. I was home for a week recovering with nothing to do but create a trashy, shit talking blog. And that is what I did. I didn't really think I would still be here a year later, still talking smack. Celebrity Smack's following has been growing like crazy and I am truly amazed. Thanks to all who stop by on a regular basis. This has been a lot of fun for me.
ANYHOW, (whew!) back to Halloween. I am curious to hear what you are all going to be. I'd also love to see any pics.
As for me, this year I am going with a character from a movie. Elle Driver, aka California Mountain Snake in the movie Kill Bill .
Played by no other than Daryl Hannah. I have the nurse outfit, complete with eyepatch, hot white boots and blonde wig. Anyone who has seen the movie had better know who I am.
Ahh...Spicy's favorite holiday of the year. This year is extra special for me because last year at this time I had just had surgery and didn't get to get my All Hallows Eve groove on. (I know, so sad.) Speaking of which, that is precisely when and why Celebrity Smack was born. I was home for a week recovering with nothing to do but create a trashy, shit talking blog. And that is what I did. I didn't really think I would still be here a year later, still talking smack. Celebrity Smack's following has been growing like crazy and I am truly amazed. Thanks to all who stop by on a regular basis. This has been a lot of fun for me.
ANYHOW, (whew!) back to Halloween. I am curious to hear what you are all going to be. I'd also love to see any pics.
As for me, this year I am going with a character from a movie. Elle Driver, aka California Mountain Snake in the movie Kill Bill .
Played by no other than Daryl Hannah. I have the nurse outfit, complete with eyepatch, hot white boots and blonde wig. Anyone who has seen the movie had better know who I am.Sharon Osbourne Gets More Surgery
This time it's her boobs.
Mrs. Ozzy didn't screw around, she got a pair of plump DD melons. Sharon's transformation over the years has been incredible. She doesn't even look like the same Sharon Osbourne who married Ozzy years ago. She was dumpy, chubby and had no sense of fashion. Money changes everything..
"I am very lucky in that I have a good cosmetic surgeon. The last thing I had done were my breasts about three months ago. I am a DD now and Ozzy
loves them."
Mrs. Ozzy didn't screw around, she got a pair of plump DD melons. Sharon's transformation over the years has been incredible. She doesn't even look like the same Sharon Osbourne who married Ozzy years ago. She was dumpy, chubby and had no sense of fashion. Money changes everything..
"I am very lucky in that I have a good cosmetic surgeon. The last thing I had done were my breasts about three months ago. I am a DD now and Ozzyloves them."
Kimberly Stewart Hinting for Attention
If she didn't let her thong hang out nobody would give her the time of day.
Note to attention whores of the world:
If you are going to let your grinders
hang out at least do everyone a favor
and pick out a decent pair.
Note to attention whores of the world:
If you are going to let your grinders
hang out at least do everyone a favor
and pick out a decent pair.
Nicole Richie is a Swinger
Nicole plays on the swings in Santa Monica and of course the paparazzi are there with woodies.
Paris Leaves a Salon Hiding Her Pie Face
Just get her moustache waxed?
Her bony ass fingers are almost as long as her toes!
Her bony ass fingers are almost as long as her toes!
Smackaholics Unite
Support the movie, 'G', a fellow Smackaholic is in it.
G is opening in theaters
this Friday, Oct. 28th.
Look for Jillian Lindsey
as the supporting role of
Daizy Duke. Good Luck
Jillian!
G is opening in theaters this Friday, Oct. 28th.
Look for Jillian Lindsey
as the supporting role of
Daizy Duke. Good Luck
Jillian!
The Paris Hilton/Mary-Kate Olsen Video
You've all heard about Paris talking shit about her new man's ex-girlfriend, Mary-Kate Olsen.
"She's so ugly & jealous.
She's just a jealous ugly
anorexic bitch." says Paris
into her cell phone, obviously
trying to talk loud enough to
be heard.
What a twat!
See the bitch Paris talk
smack about the Olsen
troll twin here.
"She's so ugly & jealous.She's just a jealous ugly
anorexic bitch." says Paris
into her cell phone, obviously
trying to talk loud enough to
be heard.
What a twat!
See the bitch Paris talk
smack about the Olsen
troll twin here.
Lindsay's Lips
Rumor has it she has had a little help in the lip department. 
Looks like she is going for the Angelina Jolie look.
Freshly plumped kisser or good lipliner?
Looks like she is going for the Angelina Jolie look.
Freshly plumped kisser or good lipliner?
Dress Up Your Favorite Celebrity
I chose to play with the Lindsay Lohan paperdoll.
I made her a redhead again of course.
The fun part is seeing what whorish outfits you can create. Mindless fun for the entire family!
Create your whore at paperdollheaven.com!
I made her a redhead again of course.
The fun part is seeing what whorish outfits you can create. Mindless fun for the entire family!
Create your whore at paperdollheaven.com!
Paris Puttin' on a Skank Show
"Oh Stavros, you're a much better kisser than Paris. You know how to turn me on like no other Greek has."
"
Yeah Stav, you like it when I gyrate all over your monkey don't you?"
"You're so rock hard baby. I can't wait to have you inside my hot pussy. Let's 69 first..."
"Oh shit, that's my phone...hang onto that thought. Back in an hour or so.."
"
Yeah Stav, you like it when I gyrate all over your monkey don't you?""You're so rock hard baby. I can't wait to have you inside my hot pussy. Let's 69 first..."
"Oh shit, that's my phone...hang onto that thought. Back in an hour or so.."
Who's the Baby? (#1)
I had to delete most of the previous 'Who's the Baby' entries thanks to the Flickr fucks.
So let's try this again.
Who's this little numbnut?
So let's try this again.
Who's this little numbnut?
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Angelina tonight in NYC displaying her 'Know Your Rights' tattoo.
Nicole at the 15th Annual Environmental Media Awards
Still skinny but gorgeous as always. 
She looks a little like Mary Kate in the third pic.
She looks a little like Mary Kate in the third pic.
Jennifer & Vince Just Hanging Out Together
They seem very comfortable and content with eachother.
Or they are beat from the hot oily love session they just had.
Or they are beat from the hot oily love session they just had.
Britney's Baby Pics
The 'first pics' of Britney, Sean & KFed you may have seen on other sites are apparently stolen.
They are personal pics of the Spederlines
that were stolen from someone who got his/her
grubby hands on them. Britney has threatened
to sue any site who publishes them.
Specifically,
"Anyone who publishes, sells or otherwise exploits any of
these images in any way will be subject to liability and
damages for wilful infringement of copyright."
They are personal pics of the Spederlines
that were stolen from someone who got his/her
grubby hands on them. Britney has threatened
to sue any site who publishes them.
Specifically,
"Anyone who publishes, sells or otherwise exploits any of
these images in any way will be subject to liability and
damages for wilful infringement of copyright."
Rumors of Paris Latsis & Lindsay..
The buzz is that the two may have met up at Koi recently.
But honestly, the only evidence I have seen/heard is that the two arrived seperately. Big deal.
The 'evidence'.
But honestly, the only evidence I have seen/heard is that the two arrived seperately. Big deal. The 'evidence'.
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