Oh the second one is hysterical..if you aren't Britney Spears. Heh.
1- WHICH ivory tickler, frequently caught drunken driving, is back on the sauce? The musician has stopped in a few of his local bars and had a few drinks, only to leave the bartenders no tip . . .2- WHICH singer had to deliver her child via Cesarean because of a raunchy STD her estranged husband gave her?
Your guesses are...?