Tommy Lee & The Transvestite

Tommy Lee loves to fuck.
No question about it. But maybe he should be a little more carefull who he choses next time. Tommy was recently in Seattle and while there he played guest DJ at the popular Club Medusa. After spotting a hot blonde Tommy invited the babe to the VIP section where they made-out for the rest of the night. Not long before leaving, the blonde made her way to the restroom. The MENS restroom mind you...where she whipped it out and took a leak. Apparently no one filled Tommy in regarding the nature of the blonde, so the new couple left together.

Wouldn't we LOVE to hear how the night ended? My guess is with a blowjob and a kiss goodnight. HA!

Nicole Richie, the New Scarecrow on the Block

Nicole is half the socialite she used to be.
The little feisty momma has lost quite a bit of her baby fat. And yeah, that's old news, but now she has lost even more weight, making her look completely different.

She is so damn tiny now she makes the newly wafer-thin Lindsay Lohan look chunky. At first Nicole's new weight loss was fabulous, she looked smokin'. Yes, she is still a foxy little siren, but her most recent pics show her new skeletal figure. That's not hot.
She surely looks better with a few more pounds on dem bones..

Banjo Playing Mofos

Claudia Schiffer Goes Topless

* April 13th, 2007
Photographs removed due to complaint from Claudia's people.

Lindsay Goes Blonde

Money talks.
Lindsay Lohan swore she would never go blonde again, but has for her current role.


Whoopie.

Spicy Pants...OUT!

We are heading the fuck outta town this weekend.
Don't you wish you were, mofo's?!
I know, WE SUCK! Right? Oh yeah, well bite us! Spicy Pants is a bartender who spends her days waiting on your lame asses, so she needs this, alright? Alright!!

See you on Sunday fuckers!

Sienna Miller's 15 Seconds of Nipple Time

Sienna is the latest to have jumped onto the tittie bandwagon.

Ever since Janet's nipple made a special appearance it seems that everyone wants a piece of the pie...a.k.a. their 15 seconds of nipple stardom. British actress, Sienna Miller shows hers proudly in an electric blue 'why even wear a top' top.

Oksana Baiul

Remember that cute little blonde Ukrainian professional skater, Oksana Baiul?
You know, the drunk one always smashing her cars up and shit? Well, time sure has not been kind to that little juicer. She is only 27 years old but yet she has lines across her forehead like a 45 year old. Bet the liver isn't faring too well either.

Happy 420!

From Paris, Tommy, Charlize, Snoop, Bob, Arnold & Ernie.

Paris Gets a New Sidekick

Paris & Nicole have split.
No more Nicole Richie on The Simple Life. I thought I would tell you since I am sure none of you have watched it since it's second season. The show really is shit. Anyhow, Paris' new prospect/trashy friend/sidekick/fellow socialite is none other than Ms. Kimberly Stewart, daughter of Rod.

These two have more in common than Nicole & Paris ever did. Nicole has a lot more class than the other two bimbos combined. That's why we say it is a perfect plan for The Simple Life. Two sickeningly spoiled bullemic brats, with very simple minds.

Federline's Mullet Memories

Neither Mr. nor Mrs. Spears is a stranger to bad hair.
What we didn't know, however, is that Mr. Federline had a mullet back in the early 90's.

Britney is looking worse these days than we could ever have imagined.

And she is only 3 months pregnant? What the hell is she going to look like in another 6 months? We can't wait to find out! Ha!

Ice-T & His Wife Soaking in the Sun

Ice-T & Coco hanging on the beach in Miami.
He got himself a hell of a lot of woman. Shazaam! Coco got curves, yo!


Baby got front too!

Mariah Carey, Longer Legs & 30lbs Lighter..Not!

Mariah Carey is looking pretty good on the cover of her new album.

Beyonce...is that you?

That's because the pic has been touched up to the extreme. Not that she is a complete woofer by any means, but she is a thicker girl than the one portrayed on her album cover. We hear that her legs & fingers were lengthened and her arm & waist were made slimmer, among other touch-ups.

Yeah, Yeah.. Baby Federline is 'In The Making'

Now the question is how fugly the bastard will be.
Do you think that this will start a whole new trend with Hollywood's young women? Britney Spears and her baby could possibly be the new 'Paris & Tinkerbell'.
Babies as accessories. Don't laugh, who would have thought the day would come when people would actually DRESS their pets? At least you are supposed to clothe your child.
Besides all that, I wonder if Britney has stopped smoking dubes & cigarettes? (As much as we love our dubage, we hope the answer is YES.)

Britney & Kevin's future child
As for her figure, ya think she will be able to keep it? I'd put my money on her losing herself in pies, fried shit and anything that she can get her paws on by the time she squirts the kid out. Can you say Kirstie Alley? I just have a gut feeling about this one.

Brittany Murphy's Nip Slip!

Brittany Murphy, you wild scrawny child!
Ms. Brit is known for her outrageous ADD behavior..either you love her or you hate her. To us she appears as an annoying anorexic speed laden freak who just won't go away. Gawd, imagine being with a chick like that...and then disappointing her. Fucking better leave town, you cocksucker!

But anyhow, to the really important stuff..you know how much we love nipples! And is it just our wishfull thinking, or can we see Brittany's?

Arnold, Pre-'Governator'

Arnold has such a squeaky clean image these days.
How boring. Ex-Hollywood actor, happily married husband & father, and who would have thought...the Governor of Cally-foh-nya. But Mr. Schwarznegger wasn't always a good boy. As a matter of fact, he was quite the devlish ladies man. Even after being married he is a total charmer and a very confident flirt. Not that he means any harm, but back in the day...watch out!!

What a great hideout for his ring finger!

Natalie Portman & Prince Charles, Smokin'

"Prince Charles asked me if I was in the original 'Star Wars'. I was like, 'What are you smoking!?' It was very funny."
-Natalie Portman

Is Natalie smokin' hot or what? She can only get better with age...

Mischa Barton Does Topless Sunbathing

Don't get near that thing, it'll poke your eye out.

Mary Kate Olsen Looking Worse!

Who knows if she has gained any weight in the past year, but one thing we do know is that her fashion sense is getting considerably & consistently worse!
Dumpy garbage sack dresses, big bulky scarves, human fly glasses, oversized 80's earrings & your grandma's plastic beaded necklaces are all about MKO's personal flair.

Just say NO! to Mary Kate.

Bijou Phillips Does a Nip Slip

Bijou did a fashion show in West Hollywood a couple weeks ago.
Her top slipped down and was down for most of her walk down the catwalk. She eventually decided to cover up.

Someone Pass Scarlett Johansson Some Cheese!

..to go with her whine.

The young actress with a big ego (who has been around the block more times than a cat in heat) is complaining about the lack of young men approaching her these days. She attributes it to something she said recently about 'not dating men under 30'. She seems to think that young guys actually KNOW that she said this. Uh..ok. We have a hunch that it might have something to do with her screwing Benicio DelTore in an elevator after the Oscars a couple months back. Ha!

Jessica Simpson Withering Away?

Since the filming of The Dukes of Hazard, Jessica has definitely lost a bit of weight.
She didn't have much to lose to start with. By the looks of her most recent pic I'd have to say that she has gone too far.

Notice how her arm has absolutely no meat on the bone?

Tatum O'Neal Gets Frisky

Tatum O'Neal got it on with a blonde female recently while partying it up at a New York club.

Tatum in NY on April 4th.

Tatum was getting sloshed at 'Pop Burger' in NY and around midnight she stepped outside to have a smoke after many cosmopolitan martinis. While hanging out on the street she hooked up with a gorgeous blonde and the two babes began making out. Tatum apparently was feeling the blonde's tits and rubbing her craw right in full view of all to see. (Where's the pic's then?!)
Right on! Sad we missed it.

'Blogger' Needs a SMACK!

Damn you Blogger.
How dare you upgrade your software/site without my approval.
'There's no downtime with Blogger!'

Everyone else in the same boat? Bah!

Kelly Clarkson's DNA on eBay

Sold! To the biggest loser!

Ebay auction pic of Kelly drinking out of something
other than the Dasani bottle that's being pawned.

Someone is selling a used Dasani water bottle that Kelly drank from while in Omaha, Nebraska. The obviously broke ass eBay seller/opportunist is marketing it as Kelly's DNA for sale. (At the time of this post there are 3 bids at..hold onto your britches...only $20.50. What a screamin' deal.) A great marketing ploy that could only appeal to psycho stalkers or premenstrual teeny boppers.
Are you one of the later? Place your bid here.

Angelina & Brad Get Cozy on Easter

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie spent Easter weekend together in Palm Springs.

The two stayed at the gorgeous Parker Palm Springs hotel. They stayed four nights and checked in under the names, 'Mr. & Mrs. Pistachio'. They ordered room service including a bottle of Pinot Grigio and a dark chocolate marquise dessert with pistachio sauce. Hotel employees say that the pair were definitely involved and very affectionate. This was the same day that Jen filed for divorce.
I guess we can keep pretending that Angelina & Brad are not together as to spare poor little Jen's feelings for now, right?

Lindsay Lohan and Christian Slater....Boinking?

Newly single Christian Slater & teen firecrotch Lindsay Lohan are quite possibly bumping uglies.



Christian has been seen visiting Lindsay a lot lately on the set of her latest project. Come on Christian, you can do better than that, you sizzling hot hunk of meat. It is rumored that he has been hanging in her personal trailer on location as well.
As you may know, Lindsay was groped and fondled by 50 year old Bruce Willis at the New York premiere of his new cookie-cutter-action-flick 'Hostage' last month before disappearing into his suite together. (Ya think that Bruce was trying to prove he can still bag barely legal babes?)

Michael Douglas, a Real Life 'Scarface'

And we're not talking about the movie!
Michael and his wife Catherine Zeta-Jones-Douglas were in Barbados recently and while on their trip Michael sported a new face. Seeping wounds and all. We kid you not. Fucking nasty!

Michael, obviously fresh from surgery...
Apparently Mike has also had work done to his face before his wedding a few years back.

Reality Show Ho Shows Her Titties on the Catwalk

Katrina Campins, just one of those reality show bitches you can't stand,
did a fashion show recently for Tommy Hilfiger and showed us her nips like a true supermodel.

Bitch tits rule!

Arnold is Not the Superstud He Used to Be

Almost looks photochopped, doesn't it?

And is that a third nipple below his sternum?

Lil' Jon Wasn't Always a Cool Cat

Who'da thunk that brotha'd be crunk?

And yes, for the record, I still HATE the word, 'Crunk'.

Do the Smackaholics Think Michael Jackson is Guilty or Innocent?

The Smack pretty much knows how this is going to pan out, but figured we would ask anyhow.

Is Michael Jackson guilty or innocent?
	That sick fuck is GUILTY!
	MJ is defintely getting a bum rap and is INNOCENT!
	I could give a shit
Free polls from Pollhost.com

Pam Anderson New MAC Spokesperson

Pam is the new spokesperson for the MAC makeup line.

With the way Ms. Anderson is looking these days she needs a lot more than MAC to make her look good. Her days of partying have certainly caught up with her. She is starting to look like a blonde Joan Collins more and more these days. There's only so much makeup can do....and Pam is proof.

Britney Denied

Britney Spears has been snubbed from getting a cameo on Desperate Housewives.

The singer has reportedly begged for a cameo on the hit show. Show bosses say Ms Spears guest appearance would 'ruin the series' appeal.'
Well, no shit!

Neil Young Suffers Aneurysm

Neil Young is recovering nicely after brain surgery for an aneurysm.

After experiencing blurred vision on March 14th the 59 year old was diagnosed with the aneurysm. He is expected to recover fully.