Anna Nicole Smith Really is Pregnant

Whoa Nellie.

The pill-popping drinking slurring out-of-control truly stupid blonde is with child. Frightening isn't it. She was lucky with her son Daniel who seems to be a normal sweet kid compared to his freaky mother who is usually in a stupor of some kind. Will she actually be able to stay sober for 9 months? According to TMZ the supposed father says he has seen the ultrasound. He also says that Anna's pussywhipped 'lawyer' (or bitch) Howard K. Stern has been trying to keep the pregnancy under wraps until figuring out a way to make some money off of the announcement. Just when you thought the skank couldn't sink any lower. Marrying an ancient geezer for his fortune wasn't enough..bitch needs MORE money. A baby must've sounded like a great publicity opportunity. It's all she can pull out of the hat at this point. She's done everything else for publicity, why not this?

Oh, and by the way...

Bitch is gonna get FAT!

Mariah Carey Insures Her Legs for $1 Billion

No really, she isn't an egotistical wench..seriously...


Billion dollar legs on a $2 ho.

Nylons Gross Me Out

Yes, even on you, Keira.




And while we're at it the belted floral shortsuit thingy makes me want to yak too. Almost as bad as a Lohan getup!

The Vagi-Vaccuum Sucks Another One In..

I don't know who the guy is but he is obviously an IDIOT!

Does Barry Manilow Know That You Raid His Wardrobe?

Paul Gleason, the uptight love-to-hate principal in 'The Breakfast Club' died Saturday due to mesothelioma, a rare form of lung cancer linked to asbestos.

He was 67.

"You mess with the bull and you'll get the horns.."

R.I.P.Paul.

It's a Girl for Angelina & Brad

Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt born on Saturday in Namibia.

Britney's Latest Wax Figure

It sure looks like the one they did a couple of years ago.

Same stripper pose..

2004











2006

Hot Legs

The Legs were Aniston's...which most of you knew right away.

Way to go Sandy @ 5:55pm, you were first.

American Idol Finale

Yes, Spicy is an AI fan.

I hate to admit it, but it all started during the (*edit) third season when a personal friend of mine was a contestant who almost made it into the top 12. I have been freaking hooked ever since. Last night's finale was truly entertaining. However, I am very, very happy that I DVR'd it. I cut a 2 hour show into a 50 minute show. Some parts of the show just simply stunk ass. I was surprised at the talent AI pulled out this year though. Of course when Prince walked on stage I pissed myself. I never thought I would see him on American Idol.

The most hysterical moment of the night was David Hasselhoff bawling after Taylor Hicks won. My husband and I both busted a nut when we saw that. Fucking hillarious. A crying Hasselhole.

Kellie Pickler was just ridiculous and moronically stupid. Her jokes and skits were lame and overdone. She tries way too hard to be the naive blonde. I did like her without the extensions though.

Another laugh worthy moment in the show was Chicken Little (what's his name again?) singing "What's New Pussycat". "Pussycat, pussycat, You're delicious and if my wishes can all come true I'll soon be kissing your sweet little pussycat lips."
I had to rewind it and watch it again. Watching him singing about a pussy and kissing the pussy lips to me, was funny. Yay.

The performances were good and mostly awkward. The rockstar completely upstaged the 'Idol' contestant and it was ridiculous almost. But I guess that was the beauty of it.

Mary J Blige was amazing and Elliott Yamin was obviously overwhelmed by her presence. He was watching her through the entire performance. Trying to follow her lead. She didn't even seem to notice him. She was performing and doing a great job of it. I love Elliott but he was awful in that performance.

On to Meatloaf and Katharine. First off, sorry Meatloaf fans, but I have never been a fan of Meatloaf the singer. I have always loved his personality and his roles in movies though. I went off into the kitchen and made a cocktail as my husband watched the performance. He likes Meatloaf.

Poor Taylor Hicks, the 'American Idol' winner got stuck with Toni Braxton who sucked ass during their performance of "In the Ghetto". Her voice was quiet, you couldn't hear her and when you could she sounded completely unsure of many lyrics and her voice was too low for the song. Did she even know wtf she was singing? I read one report today that suggested that she didn't know the lyrics. No shit! Bitch may be beautiful but I can sure as hell see why she went bankrupt! Fast forward DVR..

I was excited about Grandpa Al Jarreau and pipsqueak Paris Bennett together, but that fizzled out. They started off alright but by the end of the song they were not grooving on the same page. Their voices did not compliment eachother even though each one sounded great by themselves, just not together. I did however enjoy this performance.

Chris Daughtry and his supposed favorite band 'Live' performed together. It was quite good as we all know Chris was the best singer on 'AI' this year. But Chris is starting to irritate me. I don't like him like I did earlier. I wish I could put a finger on it, but I can't. Yet.

Another surprise of the night was Clay Aiken's new look. The hair, cut and color, his weight, the entire look. He was just so pretty! Shit, he reminded me almost of a young Liberace. You know gay men everywhere were dreaming of that sweet little bottom all night after that. The hillarious part of his performance was the retard who thought he looked and sang like Clay. He almost shit himself when Clay came onstage. The idiot kept trying to keep the duet alive between he and Clay, but Seacrest put an end to that...finally, with a chair for the retard to sit in. Yay.


But finally the end came. Finally. Taylor wins and Katharine didn't break down like I thought she would. Her dad probably did it for her. I was glad to see Taylor win. I like him and his originality. Yay, it's over.

Who Would You Pick?

To win this years American Idol?

Who Would You Choose As This Years American Idol?
	Taylor Hicks
	Katharine McPhee
	Hate them Both
	Love them Both
	I would have chosen Chris Daughtry
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Xtina and Her Brother

He looks so much like her.

Especially when donning red lipstick.

Whose Hot Legs?

Bail Ling's Most Recent Nipple Slip

Nothing we haven't seen before..

The Chinese Paris Hilton.

Firecrotch Looking Like Shit

Has she been puking?

Her lips looks awful. So do her teeth for that matter.

Putting Angelina to Shame

...with a kisser like that!

Ms. Jolie ain't got nothing on Lisa Rinna. What's the PSI on those things anyhow? They make me think dirty thoughts!

Twats!

These two both deserve a nice Smack just for being assholes and knowing it.

It looks like they are going to play bob for banana.

Wow, Goldie is Getting Old

I love Goldie but man, she is really getting up there in years.

Props to her for keeping her real face though. And for having the balls to walk through town looking like that!